Males and Females

[CiG]

She wasn't mad when she told me about it afterwards, but only because I was so fucked up at the time lmao.

Damn so no chance of a dip, skip?

 

[The Butt]

If "dip" means what I think then no dip bahaha.

 

[CiG]

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Holy fuck. So I was browsing my favorite sexual shaming forum and the topic of male circumcision came up, and a link to some Canadian anti-circumcision advocate was posted. It contained a video of a guy apparently using only his phallic ring or something like that (fuck if I know exactly what that is, the Jews already took mine) to ejaculate five times in a row in under three minutes, basically as support for criminalizing male circumcision. Needless to say, I was aroused and fascinated. Then I went over to a thread about prostate massage fantasies, and decided it would be a good time for a zero-porn, all-fantasy bathroom fap. I dedicated the right hand entirely to applying variable pressure to my taint, and the left to entirely rotary motions just south of my meatus. It took less than two minutes to reach climax, and my first two ejaculations shot literally three feet across the room, and the next two were quite respectable as well, followed by one minor spurt and more guzzling. I've never cum that hard or far before. Admittedly I went soft very quickly so even two in a row was out of the question, but damn. I feel so fucking good right now. One of these days I'll take the anal plunge, but I'm still not ready.

 

[CiG]

Hahaha you mutilated faggot.

 

[unknown]

 

[EspaDa]

Dunno if I wanted to read that .

 

[Satanstoenail]

Holy fuck. So I was browsing my favorite sexual shaming forum

I got this far and had to stop and laugh quite a lot while preparing myself for the rest. And holy crap did it deliver.

 

[The Ozzman]

Holy fuck. So I was browsing my favorite sexual shaming forum and the topic of male circumcision came up, and a link to some Canadian anti-circumcision advocate was posted. It contained a video of a guy apparently using only his phallic ring or something like that (fuck if I know exactly what that is, the Jews already took mine) to ejaculate five times in a row in under three minutes, basically as support for criminalizing male circumcision. Needless to say, I was aroused and fascinated. Then I went over to a thread about prostate massage fantasies, and decided it would be a good time for a zero-porn, all-fantasy bathroom fap. I dedicated the right hand entirely to applying variable pressure to my taint, and the left to entirely rotary motions just south of my meatus. It took less than two minutes to reach climax, and my first two ejaculations shot literally three feet across the room, and the next two were quite respectable as well, followed by one minor spurt and more guzzling. I've never cum that hard or far before. Admittedly I went soft very quickly so even two in a row was out of the question, but damn. I feel so fucking good right now. One of these days I'll take the anal plunge, but I'm still not ready.

 

[Dak]

unknown wins the internets for today.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about? Did someone that I have on ignore post something?

 

[unknown]

Hamburger Boy told us about his massive load he shot

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yep, I gotta read this.

 

[Dak]

Yep, I gotta read this.

You don't, but you will.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I've made a huge mistake.

 

[The Ozzman]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about? Did someone that I have on ignore post something?

Dude you have the worst reading comprehension of any wannabe college professor I've known. This country is doomed.

You can click to 'unignore' a post. You should know this given your tenure here, professor.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

That option was never given to me for that post for whatever reason you fat fuck.

 

[The Butt]

Ozz you're always so salty and aggressive lately.

 

[CiG]

All that moob sweat.

 

[The Butt]

Savage. I was gonna make a moob joke, but I figured I'd give him a small break.