Males and Females

[Satanstoenail]

I have the stamina of a horse in bed/

Intercourse between horses usually lasts under ten seconds.

Just saying.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

haha what a dink

@CyanideChrist how long have you been hittin the same hole?

 

[unknown]

Right, I wouldn't mess with the metal ones. They also got ones with little vibrators on the top which seem fun. Since they aren't that expensive I suppose I'll be the guinea pig. I'll do it for science!

I have one with a vibrator nubbin. The missus loves it, but sometimes the vibrations are too much and end up desensitizing me a bit

 

[-CC-]

Intercourse between horses usually lasts under ten seconds.

Just saying.

So my statement still stands then.

 

[Dak]

I have one and used it one time, and it was interesting. I've found that unless sex is planned out it's hard to find the time to put it on. I don't have bloodflow or erection issues so it was more of an interest thing for me.

More or less my experience.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Chicks dig how cock rings look. Get the one that cups your balls too. Then go ahead and blindfold yourself, put on handcuffs while blinded, and also slam your fucking head against the wall until there's the barest trickle of blood.

Trust me. I'm a woman. I know what women really want.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Also scream your routing, account, and PIN the entire time. Gets them totally soaked.

 

[The Ozzman]

I hooked up with the hot MILF from work tonight. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

 

[CiG]

Chicks dig how cock rings look. Get the one that cups your balls too. Then go ahead and blindfold yourself, put on handcuffs while blinded, and also slam your fucking head against the wall until there's the barest trickle of blood.

Trust me. I'm a woman. I know what women really want.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Ozz do you genuinely prefer milfs or is that just what your genre of game nabs you?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Also I had really great sex last night. LTR's... Quality over quantity.

 

[Dak]

Quality over quantity.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Sometimes quantity is quality. "I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos."

 

[Dak]

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

25 million dead is a helluva numba

I'm speaking of my sperm.. of course

 

[Dak]

but dat hitler bruh

 

[Nephilim96]

lol when i first read that CC wanted a cockring I thought he meant he was going to pierce his cock.

anyone here have that or know of anybody with one? sounds awkward/painful.

 

[Nephilim96]

i love milfs a shit ton, but i like younger women (aka one's my age) just as much. would like to actively seek out milfs when im of age to drink in a bar, but not for relationships, unless very short.

what does she look like ozz?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I really do wish I had a hog that could damage her cervix