Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

It's simple - give up the pussy and we'll give up the time and effort, after that we'll see if we're compatible or not

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I have never dressed up on a date but I have also never really gone on a "date" with someone that would require me to dress up. Punk chicks don't want to hit up a 5 star restaurant then see some shit movie. They'd rather go to a dive, blast Sabbath, and do shots.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Amazing how you all focus on the "fakeness" of dressing up without even mentioning how much sexier someone can look in dressy clothes.

It's like gift-giving, except the gift is your body. Kills the fun if you don't wrap it up in something nice.

I'm not saying dressy clothes are bad, but I don't think it's a good idea in the beginning stages unless you want to be disappointed into thinking you or the person you're interested in is actually classy. It sets this formal 'courtship' precedent and imo you really lose out on that best friend kind of romance everyone really wants. Fucks with people's heads. Like I said, for a temporary lay, it's perfect.

 

[Krow]

I'd rather just see them naked. Wrapping paper is a nuisance.

Eh sometimes a nice pair of undies on a girl looks even better than her full on nude stink holes for me.

 

[CiG]

I'm not saying dressy clothes are bad, but I don't think it's a good idea in the beginning stages unless you want to be disappointed into thinking you or the person you're interested in is actually classy.

It's the beginnings of an illusion and maintaining an illusion can wear down a relationship, as can suddenly breaking an illusion showing you're not quite the person they came to like initially. Show your real self as much as possible for a better chance at success, in my opinion.

Eh sometimes a nice pair of undies on a girl looks even better than her full on nude stink holes for me.

Agreed. Sometimes.

 

[Dak]

I have also never really gone on a "date"

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[-CC-]

I've either contracted herpes, or I got a rug burn on my dick. Going to the doctor tomorrow to confirm. I'm so fucking pissed. I don't want to be a lifer...

 

[The Ozzman]

That's what you get for barebacking

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I've either contracted herpes, or I got a rug burn on my dick. Going to the doctor tomorrow to confirm. I'm so fucking pissed. I don't want to be a lifer...

 

[CiG]

 

[-CC-]

That's what you get for barebacking

Yes, that is very true. I have been gambling everytime I do it, although with some amount of research and consideration before deciding to go without rubber into the flubber. I get tested after every partner so I know exactly who gave it to me, if it indeed is the herp.

 

[Krow]

Man I've never ran up in any bitch I felt the need to go get tested after.

 

[-CC-]

You should. There's a lot of shit you can have that are asymptomatic like herpes or HIV. There's a big chance the person you're banging doesn't know they're a carrier.

 

[no country for old wainds]

i think his point was he's never dived rubberless into the depths of a skank's trouty minge

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

...nah, i think what he's saying is he never fucks trashy/dirty women.

 

[-CC-]

I'll have all three of y'all know that I have arg/JAGE-like standards when it comes to putting my penis into someone's badly packed kebab. They have all received their high school diplomas and come from fairly up-standing families with a low history of prior insertion.

 

[CiG]

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Jesus. Then I definitely better get fucking tested soon because I'm like Dennis Hopper out there.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

So I met this aforementioned girl at a cozy tea shop in Boulder and told her how I felt. Though she didn't exactly declare her love for me then and there, her response was far more positive than I anticipated. Seems I mean far more to her than I ever dared hope. I suspect I mean more to her than the guy she's currently seeing and I think I'd have a legitimate chance if I wasn't leaving this country so soon. We spent the entire day doing shit in Boulder and I had a generally wonderful time. Now I feel a profound happiness. Even if our relationship never turns romantic I am overjoyed to find out I mean so much to her and to know for certain that we have a bond that will endure the distance between continents. I'm such a hopeless romantic. You guys are all bragging about the STDs you're accumulating and here I am getting excited about a platonic friendship.

 

[no country for old wainds]

as someone who met an american girl on the internet, spent my savings flying out to see her on a ludicrous whim, had the best week of my life, flew out again as soon as i could and had the worst week of my life and my heart inexplicably broken, all in the space of a couple months, then got engaged to another american girl the following year despite the situation being completely impractical and impossible in every way, i am in no position to lecture anyone about being a hopeless romantic, particularly where yanks are concerned.