Males and Females

[Dak]

I have also never really gone on a "date"

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[-CC-]

I've either contracted herpes, or I got a rug burn on my dick. Going to the doctor tomorrow to confirm. I'm so fucking pissed. I don't want to be a lifer...

 

[The Ozzman]

That's what you get for barebacking

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I've either contracted herpes, or I got a rug burn on my dick. Going to the doctor tomorrow to confirm. I'm so fucking pissed. I don't want to be a lifer...

 

[CiG]

 

[-CC-]

That's what you get for barebacking

Yes, that is very true. I have been gambling everytime I do it, although with some amount of research and consideration before deciding to go without rubber into the flubber. I get tested after every partner so I know exactly who gave it to me, if it indeed is the herp.

 

[Krow]

Man I've never ran up in any bitch I felt the need to go get tested after.

 

[-CC-]

You should. There's a lot of shit you can have that are asymptomatic like herpes or HIV. There's a big chance the person you're banging doesn't know they're a carrier.

 

[no country for old wainds]

i think his point was he's never dived rubberless into the depths of a skank's trouty minge

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

...nah, i think what he's saying is he never fucks trashy/dirty women.

 

[-CC-]

I'll have all three of y'all know that I have arg/JAGE-like standards when it comes to putting my penis into someone's badly packed kebab. They have all received their high school diplomas and come from fairly up-standing families with a low history of prior insertion.

 

[CiG]

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Jesus. Then I definitely better get fucking tested soon because I'm like Dennis Hopper out there.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

So I met this aforementioned girl at a cozy tea shop in Boulder and told her how I felt. Though she didn't exactly declare her love for me then and there, her response was far more positive than I anticipated. Seems I mean far more to her than I ever dared hope. I suspect I mean more to her than the guy she's currently seeing and I think I'd have a legitimate chance if I wasn't leaving this country so soon. We spent the entire day doing shit in Boulder and I had a generally wonderful time. Now I feel a profound happiness. Even if our relationship never turns romantic I am overjoyed to find out I mean so much to her and to know for certain that we have a bond that will endure the distance between continents. I'm such a hopeless romantic. You guys are all bragging about the STDs you're accumulating and here I am getting excited about a platonic friendship.

 

[no country for old wainds]

as someone who met an american girl on the internet, spent my savings flying out to see her on a ludicrous whim, had the best week of my life, flew out again as soon as i could and had the worst week of my life and my heart inexplicably broken, all in the space of a couple months, then got engaged to another american girl the following year despite the situation being completely impractical and impossible in every way, i am in no position to lecture anyone about being a hopeless romantic, particularly where yanks are concerned.

 

[CiG]

Allow me to begin the lecture, in that case...

[clears throat]

The fucking fuck?

 

[no country for old wainds]

hey you listen to warning too, faggot

 

[Talos of Atmora]

You guys are all bragging about the STDs you're accumulating and here I am getting excited about a platonic friendship.

Spending quality time with someone you love > getting a suspicious rash from some random chick you banged at a 7/11

 

[CiG]

hey you listen to warning too, faggot

Yeah but I don't cry during.

 

[-CC-]

Aren't you married Vegard?

EDIT: Nevermind, I'm confusing you with Vilden. Fan, alla ni svenskjävlar ser ju likadana ut.