Males and Females

[viewerfromnihil]

Holy shit. I was afraid this would happen.

I totally didn't see it coming

You'll find love again, aug.

 

[arg]

Me and the hr guy are cool tho, he’s just a silly curry eater, he felt bad for me lol. I’m more devastated by the fact that I showed her my ass and she shat on it, not literally unfortunately

 

[HamburgerBoy]

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basically too many pickup artist videos are a bad combination with my inherent psycho-weirdness and scared the fuck out of her

Fuck didn't see this one. "i will miss our hugs" sorry aug but lmao, funniest thing I've read this week and just yesterday I read the story about members of Oklahoma's state legislature worried that nitrogen asphyxiation as a form of capital punishment would bring the executed brief euphoria.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Insert random unprovoked foaming at the mouth comment about your wife having a bad haircut at some point in her life here.

VEGAN HARISSA

she thought im a total nutcase, turned it over to hr and i got a warning. at least i didn’t draw ass licking

What a bitch.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

at least i didn’t draw ass licking

Clearly that was your mistake.

 

[arg]

Yeah. I’m thinking about leaving obscene drawings on post-its in her purse, keyboard, car, bathroom stall, etc. I’ll change the art style each time so no one will know it’s me

 

[Onder]

Yeah. I’m thinking about leaving obscene drawings on post-its in her purse, keyboard, car, bathroom stall, etc. I’ll change the art style each time so no one will know it’s me

Yeah noone will fucking know.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

For the first time in my life I think I have to tell a girl that I'm really not interested in seeing her anymore. It's a strange feeling and I kinda feel like a piece of shit, but hey, I can't fake that kind of shit.

 

[no country for old wainds]

if you want to go easy on her, i suggest not telling her she's the first girl who's ever failed to clear your very low, almost ground-level bar.

 

[tagradh]

Don't even tell her yourself, get arg to write a note for you.

 

[arg]

Yes @Master_Yoda77 tell me everything you’ve done together and I will put it to emo writings and creepy ass cartoon drawings

 

[isberg]

For the first time in my life I think I have to tell a girl that I'm really not interested in seeing her anymore. It's a strange feeling and I kinda feel like a piece of shit, but hey, I can't fake that kind of shit.

Here, use this.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

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[CF87]

For the first time in my life I think I have to tell a girl that I'm really not interested in seeing her anymore. It's a strange feeling and I kinda feel like a piece of shit, but hey, I can't fake that kind of shit.

Is she a burnt victim, did you find out she's a he ?

 

[tagradh]

Hadn't had sex with a female friend for quite a while. Then I did.

 

[Krow]

Is she a burnt victim, did you find out she's a he ?

Burnt victim sounds less like she was in a fire and more like someone said something really mean to her.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Yeah, like she was a victim to start off with by identity and then something worse happened.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Wait wait holy shit can I see those fucking drawings!?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Wait wait holy shit can I see those fucking drawings!?

Enjoy.

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basically too many pickup artist videos are a bad combination with my inherent psycho-weirdness and scared the fuck out of her

They're on page 1319.

 

[Dak]

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