Males and Females

[Vegard Pompey]

at least i didn’t draw ass licking

Clearly that was your mistake.

 

[arg]

Yeah. I’m thinking about leaving obscene drawings on post-its in her purse, keyboard, car, bathroom stall, etc. I’ll change the art style each time so no one will know it’s me

 

[Onder]

Yeah. I’m thinking about leaving obscene drawings on post-its in her purse, keyboard, car, bathroom stall, etc. I’ll change the art style each time so no one will know it’s me

Yeah noone will fucking know.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

For the first time in my life I think I have to tell a girl that I'm really not interested in seeing her anymore. It's a strange feeling and I kinda feel like a piece of shit, but hey, I can't fake that kind of shit.

 

[no country for old wainds]

if you want to go easy on her, i suggest not telling her she's the first girl who's ever failed to clear your very low, almost ground-level bar.

 

[tagradh]

Don't even tell her yourself, get arg to write a note for you.

 

[arg]

Yes @Master_Yoda77 tell me everything you’ve done together and I will put it to emo writings and creepy ass cartoon drawings

 

[isberg]

For the first time in my life I think I have to tell a girl that I'm really not interested in seeing her anymore. It's a strange feeling and I kinda feel like a piece of shit, but hey, I can't fake that kind of shit.

Here, use this.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

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[CF87]

For the first time in my life I think I have to tell a girl that I'm really not interested in seeing her anymore. It's a strange feeling and I kinda feel like a piece of shit, but hey, I can't fake that kind of shit.

Is she a burnt victim, did you find out she's a he ?

 

[tagradh]

Hadn't had sex with a female friend for quite a while. Then I did.

 

[Krow]

Is she a burnt victim, did you find out she's a he ?

Burnt victim sounds less like she was in a fire and more like someone said something really mean to her.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Yeah, like she was a victim to start off with by identity and then something worse happened.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Wait wait holy shit can I see those fucking drawings!?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Wait wait holy shit can I see those fucking drawings!?

Enjoy.

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basically too many pickup artist videos are a bad combination with my inherent psycho-weirdness and scared the fuck out of her

They're on page 1319.

 

[Dak]

Lock the thread. It has reached Eternal Transcendence.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Is she a burnt victim, did you find out she's a he ?

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Penises are fucking beautiful btw.

Women like dicks, if they didn't their sex toys wouldn't be shaped like them, they just don't like the pudgy balding men they're often attached to (unless money comes into play).

That Adam Rickitt song really is fucking gay, holy shit that moaning literally tingled my dick, thanks for that, I'll check him out further.

That other thing (I don't use Facebook so I don't know who that is) is great too, danke.

I only recently listened to DAF's Alles ist Gut for the first time, and wish I had gotten into that sooner because it's fucking fabulous.

I also got an erection earlier today because I discovered some meme noise rock band with a photo of some twink cumming while playing the guitar, and I almost considered making it my first official time ejaculating to homosexual pornography but instead let it go for another time. Today has been a gay day for me.

this thread is officially awesome now

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

he was the homeless drug addict guy posting from the library right?

no
the guy you're talking about was Monoxide Child, i think

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Oh god, has Monoxide Child made another alt-return in what I can only assume is another public library?