Males and Females

Penises are fucking beautiful btw.

Women like dicks, if they didn't their sex toys wouldn't be shaped like them, they just don't like the pudgy balding men they're often attached to (unless money comes into play).

That Adam Rickitt song really is fucking gay, holy shit that moaning literally tingled my dick, thanks for that, I'll check him out further.

That other thing (I don't use Facebook so I don't know who that is) is great too, danke.

I only recently listened to DAF's Alles ist Gut for the first time, and wish I had gotten into that sooner because it's fucking fabulous.

I also got an erection earlier today because I discovered some meme noise rock band with a photo of some twink cumming while playing the guitar, and I almost considered making it my first official time ejaculating to homosexual pornography but instead let it go for another time. Today has been a gay day for me.

this thread is officially awesome now
 
Fuck if I know. Ask HBB I'm sure he has a spread sheet of them that also details all of his masturbation periods.

I don't even know who the fuck the greys is. I've heard him talked about but I thought he was before my time. Is he the same person as Grant? That's the only other person I see talked about wistfully here.
 
does anyone remember that old theory that all of the banned people were really just one guy with tons of accounts getting himself banned over and over and over again
 
does anyone remember that old theory that all of the banned people were really just one guy with tons of accounts getting himself banned over and over and over again
That was no country for old wainds, all of his posts/accounts have now been consolidated.

Who the hell are/were you anyway? You’ve obviously been here before.