Males and Females

[Eligos]

Well I owe my best friend a mandate (promised him one when I got the new job) and it's payday so if she declines I'll probably take him.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Ah, well that's good anyway.

 

[Eligos]

I should probably wash my car. I haven't done that in like half a year.

 

[Mort Divine]

While you're at it come clean my car out, shit is a fucking mess

 

[Eligos]

Yeah I did that recently enough but I need to get some illegal stuff out that's rolling around in my back seat

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

car cleaning party, guys~

 

[Eligos]

That sounds ab fab.

 

[damnromulans]

gaaaaay.

good luck scoring a date.

 

[Eligos]

I'm going to assume the well wishing was serious and say thank you.

 

[damnromulans]

You assumed correctly. Enjoy steaks

 

[stephahnie]

Well I owe my best friend a mandate (promised him one when I got the new job) and it's payday so if she declines I'll probably take him.

Did your date say yes? Inquiring minds are dying to know.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

'ed @ "Enjoy steaks" So good.

 

[TheGreenLink]

I read through a good portion of this thread and I am still completely confused. Good job. I approve.

 

[waif]

Kevin, I just have to warn you that I am currently learning exactly why they say not to dip your pen in the company ink.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Because your clothes might accidentally be stained with the ink of corporate bureaucracy?

 

[stephahnie]

Kevin, I just have to warn you that I am currently learning exactly why they say not to dip your pen in the company ink.

I don't know why, but this sounds ultra dirty to me. :|

 

[damnromulans]

I believe her skin tone would make her "company pee" and not "company ink" WAIF.

 

[waif]

Because your clothes might accidentally be stained with the ink of corporate bureaucracy?

Or work might become incredibly stressful as you play the avoid-and-ignore game and wonder if you're gonna get hit with a sexual harassment complaint. Or a large, heavy object.

I don't know why, but this sounds ultra dirty to me. :|

Well, it is kinda dirty. The pen is a metaphor for my penis, and the ink (meaning inkwell) is a metaphor for her vagina. So that's pretty dirty, I guess. Not ultra dirty. You could also interpret it as anal, I suppose...that would be a bit dirtier.
You could also just imagine me fucking a jar of ink. That would definitely get pretty messy.

I believe her skin tone would make her "company pee" and not "company ink" WAIF.

She's actually as pale as I am.

 

[damnromulans]

Well hydrated urine is almost clear. If your pee is yellow you need to drink more water.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I take a vitamin B supplement that makes my pee florescent yellow now matter how hydrated I am. It comes out looking like hi-liter ink.