There's absolutely no supporting data that says having a face tattoo makes you more likely to be a kidney thief. There is supporting data that Ozz is a lardo who definitely doesn't get to pick and choose between all the hottest girls around though.
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Master_Yoda77
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You are wrong. His huge cock makes him above all of us GG Allin dicks.
Onder
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What if the tattoo on her face was a pictograph of a kidney theft?
Master_Yoda77
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Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
this is what I come here for. I'm all set now lol
I hear what Ozz is saying in his exaggeration (YA NEVER FUCKING KNOW!) but not really concerned on that level.
I do think a face/head tat signifies riskiness and odd judgement that makes me hesitate to get emotionally involved. I feel stupid for saying that but I guess I'm not as open as I thought
I hear what Ozz is saying in his exaggeration (YA NEVER FUCKING KNOW!) but not really concerned on that level.
I do think a face/head tat signifies riskiness and odd judgement that makes me hesitate to get emotionally involved. I feel stupid for saying that but I guess I'm not as open as I thought
Master_Yoda77
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Maybe, but it depends on the culture of the person. What if she's a tattoo artist or something related in the tattoo field? I am never surprised to see tattoo artists covered head to tow in tattoos. Or maybe the face/head tattoo has some personal significance like she has a head tattoo because he had brain cancer or something.
I don't fucking know. I'd totally rail a head tattoo bitch though. Hard. Like, what's the problem here?
I don't fucking know. I'd totally rail a head tattoo bitch though. Hard. Like, what's the problem here?
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
I'm pretty sure I could get down to boot camp weight and I would still be called fat. I'm over it. I've dropped 25 pounds in a year yet certain people on this board won't reveal their weight (gee, I wonder why).
>Gauges
I mean, my ex girlfriend has half sleeve tattoos on each arm and other tattoos in various other places so I'm not against them but I'm pretty sure face tattoos are frowned upon for employers that actually want to be taken seriously when they hire people. My ex worked at Procter and Gamble when she had all that ink so it's not a dealbreaker, but I know if I had to choose between two employees and both had the exact same qualifications, I'm not choosing the one with the dumb face tattoo because she probably has poor decision making skills. I'm pretty sure those decision making skills would also translate to life. I'm over just hooking up with random girls now because I'm not an immature dude in my late 20s/early 30s.
"But who gives a shit if they're employable, I just want to get my D wet, amiriteguise?!" *throws on a bad Youtube rip of Cirith Ungol and chugs a case of Natty Bo while reviewing my zero account balance because I'm not employable and can't afford to buy CDs*
Thanks. That is lost on a lot of people here.
Do you make egregious errors like this intentionally?
>Gauges
I mean, my ex girlfriend has half sleeve tattoos on each arm and other tattoos in various other places so I'm not against them but I'm pretty sure face tattoos are frowned upon for employers that actually want to be taken seriously when they hire people. My ex worked at Procter and Gamble when she had all that ink so it's not a dealbreaker, but I know if I had to choose between two employees and both had the exact same qualifications, I'm not choosing the one with the dumb face tattoo because she probably has poor decision making skills. I'm pretty sure those decision making skills would also translate to life. I'm over just hooking up with random girls now because I'm not an immature dude in my late 20s/early 30s.
"But who gives a shit if they're employable, I just want to get my D wet, amiriteguise?!" *throws on a bad Youtube rip of Cirith Ungol and chugs a case of Natty Bo while reviewing my zero account balance because I'm not employable and can't afford to buy CDs*
Thanks. That is lost on a lot of people here.
Do you make egregious errors like this intentionally?
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Satanstoenail
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Yeah now you're a super mature dude who lives alone and hangs around like a bad fart every day on a metal forum grunting and moaning about how shit everything is and how no one gets his super edgy form of sarcasm.
The Ozzman
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She probably wants to give you aids and cut out your kidney and eat it, but you were condoms and drink large ammounts of PBR, so you might not even no, you might just wake up kidneyless with aids, you can have one kidney.
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It don't matter if chicks have tattoos or not, they have vaginal diseases, gonorrhea, herpes ,chlamydia,aids and what not.
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Satanstoenail
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True. You also have your guns to cuddle during those long lonely nights.
The Greys isn’t talking about anything.
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Nah. That would mean I couldn't use a holster and would risk ND. No thanks.
I've seen Yoda in person because we were both at the same concert a few months ago and he is definitely not as fat as you. I make fun of him an every opportunity but it would be totally dishonest to say that he's fat compared to you even though he is obviously not skinny.
Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
STOP BEING SO LITERAL ABOUT EVERYTHING I SAY JESUS FUCK DUDE
I’m pretty sure any weight loss sustained by Ozzman so far is purely due to being forced to stop drinking because of brain meltdown and nothing to do with actually making an incling of physical effort.
Dak
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The Ozzman
Melted by feels
The issue is that I actually admitted I have a problem. Recognizing your flaws is somehow bad on this forum. Not a very in crowd thing to do I guess.
This is proof you cant be honest on the internet. Others will exploit that to their gain.
I mean, it takes a while for some people to come to the conclusion they have a problem. It took me 15 years. I'm more inclined to be okay with that than those who use other types of drugs and take the moral high ground that their choice is better for some reason (I'm looking at you, chronic pot smokers).
herp derp, Ozz si doopid and dats why he lost all da weight cos he has no brainz.
You right now with the shitposting:
You need to try harder. The 'Ozz is fat and/or stupid' jokes are like my in crowd (not) jokes at this point.
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Me. I really don't give a shit about some pictures on skin. It doesn't make an attractive girl less attractive, usually, but I just don't see the point. Scarification is only a small step stupider imo. When a girl shows me her tattoo my reaction is "k, whatever".
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