Males and Females

[Blurry_Dreams]

i like to leave the hookers' ass juices on my face all day. when they invite me to shower afterwards i say no i want your smell on me. even as i take my post-coital solo beer/meal. i must have swallowed gallons of ass juice over the years

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@arg

 

[arg]

Note that these are not your trailer park bitches, these are classy bitches of superior breeding, their ass juice is like honey, like fucking holy water

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I know my huge tit pornstars.

when i use the internet, it's typing on this forum and looking at Tessa Fowler's nipples

kinda surprised @Master_Yoda77 didn't respond to this reference to Tessa Fowler's nipples

 

[CiG]

Was like honey and holy water. Now it's defiled and contaminated!

 

[Bloopy]

Stay safe out there...

Man Eats Girlfriends Booty For The First Time: Dies From E. Coli

 

[The Butt]

All that tainted ass juice.

 

[Bloopy]

Meanwhile, a killer seemed normal over a dating app except for one thing:

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/cr...an-who-is-charged-with-killing-the-backpacker

At the time it was just legitimately all normal. The only weird thing I thought about him was that he asked me for feet photos and of me with my high heels on.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

nobody's gotten laid recently?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

nobody's gotten laid recently?

what happened to all the pictures of feet and toes you had posted? Did someone report them? I had a good one for you.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

those pictures were all in one single post
so maybe that 1 post got deleted

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... and everything in reference to it. I was planning on ripping you and Phylis a little more.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

all the pics were actually just 2 women
they are both foot-fetish-models
rich-as-hell women who make their money off of men that think their feet look sexy

also
the other guy on ultimatemetal that has a foot-fetish is @SentinelSlain

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... im just trying to solve the mystery of where all those posts went, not find out who those trashy women you posted were. They were both pretty ugly from what i remember anyway.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

What kind of bitch wouldn't give her serious boyfriend or husband a footjob, under normal circumstances?

It's hardly a lot of effort on her part. Fuck. If I had a girlfriend like that, I'd refuse to go down on her.

a lot of women have sexually sensitive feet
if you watch vids of lesbian toe-sucking, the girl sucking toes and licking feet has a fetish for the taste of post-puberty-foot-pheromones
but the girl getting her toes sucked and feet licked is actually orgasming
you look at Gianna Michaels foot-job vids, she's clearly got sexually sensitive feet, where having human skin touch the soles of her feet is making her pussy wet
and the girls that get their pedicures every single week [instead of just once-a-month] are frequently sexually enjoying the asian women touching their feet
and lots of the women i have sex with insist on recieving a foot-massasge as foreplay before they're ready to touch my dick
when prostitutes only have sex with married men, some of them actually enjoy giving foot-jobs

so why would a married woman refuse to give her husband a foot-job??
tons of men have the foot-fetish and @SentinelSlain is right
a foot-job would hardly a lot of effort, how hard could it be to massage a guy's dick with your feet?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Stay safe out there...

Man Eats Girlfriends Booty For The First Time: Dies From E. Coli

"he told doctors he felt fine the day before and had no change in diet"

Oh he definitely had a change in diet.


btw this is what really happened to Michael Benson

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

a lot of women have sexually sensitive feet
if you watch vids of lesbian toe-sucking, the girl sucking toes and licking feet has a fetish for the taste of post-puberty-foot-pheromones
but the girl getting her toes sucked and feet licked is actually orgasming
you look at Gianna Michaels foot-job vids, she's clearly got sexually sensitive feet, where having human skin touch the soles of her feet is making her pussy wet
and the girls that get their pedicures every single week [instead of just once-a-month] are frequently sexually enjoying the asian women touching their feet
and lots of the women i have sex with insist on recieving a foot-massasge as foreplay before they're ready to touch my dick
when prostitutes only have sex with married men, some of them actually enjoy giving foot-jobs

so why would a married woman refuse to give her husband a foot-job??
tons of men have the foot-fetish and @SentinelSlain is right
a foot-job would hardly a lot of effort, how hard could it be to massage a guy's dick with your feet?

dude, get a hold of yourself. No one here cares about playing with feet or the 99.9% of the spam you flood these boards with.

 

[Bloopy]

"he told doctors he felt fine the day before and had no change in diet"

Oh he definitely had a change in diet.

I thought it was a true story when I saw it on FB, and only realised it was satire when I went to post it here. 10 points for realism though, I'm sure it's happened to a few.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

No one here cares about playing with feet .

that's just because @SentinelSlain stopped posting here
if he were still here the 2 of us would be talking about foot-fetish-stuff together

 

[no country for old wainds]

that would be a real meeting of the minds