Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Went out with a typical hipster this evening full of thrill-seeking/callous behavior and self-obsession. The self-centered, destructive jerk side of me was influenced and brought out by her.

What I got out of today - Don't try to talk to a woman after 8 shots of Jager, you will babble incoherently and it will either be hilarious or repulsive.

And don't wait until you are drunk before you're brave enough to dance by yourself.

 

[Dak]

uke:

Agreed.

 

[damnromulans]

Grant, ovulation happens 2 weeks before menstrual bleeding. You'd just be knocking them up right and left!

Jimmy...sounds like a good and tragic night you had!

 

[Eligos]

That girl at my work, the one who I was going to ask out like a month ago, is a military wife, and when my supervisor saw me talking to her today he asked if I was interested in her. I said she was "awesome, but very married," and he seems to think military wives are more available than other dudes' wives. I lost so much respect for the guy.

 

[unknown]

classy guy

 

[Pessimism]

Judging by how most military wives act (i.e. like filthy whores), I'm somewhat in agreeance with him.

Which is actually just really sad. I fucking hate women like that.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Got my red badge of courage the other night...anybody else got redwings? ashamed as I am?

 

[Dak]

Judging by how most military wives act (i.e. like filthy whores), I'm somewhat in agreeance with him.

Which is actually just really sad. I fucking hate women like that.

I concur.

 

[King Richard]

Judging by how most military wives act (i.e. like filthy whores), I'm somewhat in agreeance with him.

Which is actually just really sad. I fucking hate women like that.

Ya you won't see too many military personnel or priors disagree with this statement (re: Dak's reply). But ya, military wifs and female military personnel are fucking bitches mang! (no offense dak lol)

Granted I'm not married but I wouldn't expect my girlfriend to be like that at all if I were in still. She's too much of a homebody and a family oriented person to do something sleezy like that.

 

[waif]

Got my red badge of courage the other night...anybody else got redwings? ashamed as I am?

What's wrong with it? Nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[Dak]

But ya, military wifs and female military personnel are fucking bitches mang! (no offense dak lol)

Hey, it's definitely the rule. I just got lucky with the exception. Only took my entire enlistment to find.

 

[Krow]

What's wrong with it? Nothing to be ashamed of.

I have issues with blood... and I dislike the smell... I'd just rather not.

 

[King Richard]

Hey, it's definitely the rule. I just got lucky with the exception. Only took my entire enlistment to find.

rgr that

 

[Einherjar86]

I have issues with blood... and I dislike the smell... I'd just rather not.

Do you dislike the smell of pennies?

 

[Krow]

Yes. Not that any period blood I've ever smelled was just that metally smell of regular blood. It's something else, and it's repulsive to me.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

God damnit, I think I'm falling *insert Burzum joke pl0x* for this girl.

 

[Eligos]

Pretty soon you'll be wearing argyle and listening to alcest.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

lol fuck no.

 

[cookiecutter]

Alcest rules...


godammit

 

[unknown]

second date with the new gal last night went very well we really like each other. I'm happy