Males and Females

[The Ozzman]

Personally, I enjoy "accidentally" sticking it in a girls ass to see how she reacts. The ultimate freak test tbh. Besides, it's funny to see them go OMFG WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!? "woops sorry about that it was an accident" good times

Also, I enjoy it when a girl is getting my head and sticks a q-tip in my hear. OH FUCK YA

I assume you meant 'rear' instead of 'hear' and that means you're a closet faggot

 

[JontRevolting]

Personally i think they all enjoy it in the ass but,like to think it's their own special little 'trick'...you aint 'fucked' a girl till you fucked her ass.

 

[The Ozzman]

I've talked to girls who don't like it in the ass, but will let guys put it in there if that's what gets them off

 

[unknown]

- Unless you're a boss and have two shower heads in your shower, being in the back fucking SUCKS because it gets COLD back there

YES

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I assume you meant 'rear' instead of 'hear' and that means you're a closet faggot

Haha.

 

[King Richard]

Says Mike who intentionally friendzones himself because he's a fucking loser and can't grow a pair and not act like a little bitch around women.

ya, fuck you buddy!

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Personally i think they all enjoy it in the ass but,like to think it's their own special little 'trick'...you aint 'fucked' a girl till you fucked her ass.

I have no experience with sex, but from what I've read, this is far from the truth. Statistically speaking, most women find anal sex painful and/or less pleasurable than vaginal sex. In general, anal sex is more pleasurable for males regardless of whether they are on the giving or receiving end; in the latter case, due to prostate stimulation.

 

[The Ozzman]

I don't have a comeback for that, Dick Rick. You're still a fucksleeve though

 

[Mountains_of_Mars]

I know only one girl that I'm friends with that legitimately likes anal activities. She got fucked in the ass by my friend outside of a local pizza shop in the area. Total freak. I probably had a chance to score with her, but we ended up playing Mario Party 4 while we were stoned. I'm a giant pussy.

 

[Pessimism]

She sounds like a total winner.

 

[waif]

Also more physical hazards, more poop, and less natural lubrication.

I've tried it a few times and I honestly found it pretty meh. You have to really get her ready for it, and then you finally stick it and...eh. I'd rather just slam her pussy.

 

[Alongside Death]

I've executed anal twice on my ex-girlfriend. Nothing special really. The funny thing was the next day she was bitching about how it hurts to walk.

 

[King Richard]

I don't have a comeback for that, Dick Rick. You're still a fucksleeve though

 

[Vimana]

I probably had a chance to score with her, but we ended up playing Mario Party 4 while we were stoned.

You still scored in my book.

 

[damnromulans]

muzmaze see Pessimism's post. You just sound like a 13 year old tbh

Enemy242 lol @ karate master. I just steal all the covers.

Ozzman Great job, that sounds so unbelievably awkward and kind of like you blew it/she didn't really want it?

The Butt Be free. Sounds like it was time.

Cuddling It's pleasant while awake but no matter who I'm sharing the bed with we always wake up back-to-back or next to each other on our backs. I prefer having the bed to myself or sleeping on a double-wide mattress so there is ample room. I don't understand how anyone can hate cuddling though?

Shower sharing It can be fun to shower together but I don't prefer shower secks for the reason WAIF mentioned (height differences), and also like unknown said you can get cold.

In the butt It's just okay from a physical perspective but it's a huge ego trip and since I am an egomaniac I like that. Also there isn't really poop but sometimes there is blood.

Period secks Not that gross, kind of awesome

"Pulling your pudding" too much LOL it's true though. Once MP pulled his pudding like five times in one day and then couldn't get off via anal

 

[Onder]

Nice to have you here. You're like a mama taking care of all the boys.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Yeah. Alina's better at it though. She's more stern.

 

[The Ozzman]

I miss Alina

 

[damnromulans]

Well, I am old enough to be most of y'alls' grandmother

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Anal sex fucking scares me. I can't even watch porn with it anymore.