Males and Females

[The Ozzman]

Plenty more FISH in the sea AMIRIGHT

Nice play

 

[damnromulans]

Because he's not a woman.

LOL. Did you read what The Butt wrote recently?!

WOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YEAH KRIG GOT LAAAAAAAAAAAID

I hope it was MESSY and you fucked her so hard she PEED EVERYWHERE

 

[mutantllama]

And as soon as he started to orgasm he started to shit.

 

[Zephyrus]

LOL. Did you read what The Butt wrote recently?!

You missed the subtle implication of my own situation and my experience of how a woman deals with a breakup.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

And as soon as he started to orgasm he started to shit.

would love to see the look on her face if that happened.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I hope it was MESSY and you fucked her so hard she PEED EVERYWHERE

 

[damnromulans]

You missed the subtle implication of my own situation and my experience of how a woman deals with a breakup.

Can she really be called a "woman?" More like a "malfunctioning Vulcan experiencing pon farr and Bendii syndrome at the same time who is also schizophrenic and carrying the weight of the white man's white guilt on her shoulders while juggling fire."

Also how many breakups have you personally been involved in? I'd be willing to bet your S breakup will be the worst shit of your life, unless someone tries to accuse you of being the father of a child that isn't yours.

 

[Zephyrus]

I'm only 22. You never know.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

LOL. Did you read what The Butt wrote recently?!

WOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YEAH KRIG GOT LAAAAAAAAAAAID

I hope it was MESSY and you fucked her so hard she PEED EVERYWHERE

hahha, I just saw that part.
no pee, but she's a loud one

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I want to knucks Krig right now.

 

[Dak]

but she's a loud one

They usually are until you get the pillow over their face.....

 

[Marina_K]

Hhaha you should hear the noises boys make when they get pegged for the first time, with their cock in a chastity cage.

hahaha

 

[Vacant_Planets]

How long can you guys go without sex before it starts to become a steady source of moderate frustration/distraction? I'm at about 16 days and I think I'm approaching that point.

3-4 days.

The look on a guys face the first time they get laid = win.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

It's been since last August for me, I don't miss having it with that person due to all of the emotional fail that manifested along with it so it's alright.

 

[Matt]

A few months for me. Not too worried about it, honestly.

 

[Astrum]

haven't gotten laid since fucking january. longest i've gone since i was like 15.

i'm not too shaken up about it either though, i sure loves me some bitches but honestly i have more important things to worry about at this point.

 

[Matt]

Hhaha you should hear the noises boys make when they get pegged for the first time, with their cock in a chastity cage.

hahaha

 

[damnromulans]

Hhaha you should hear the noises boys make when they get pegged for the first time, with their cock in a chastity cage.

hahaha

I bet it's a lot like the noises chicks make in Japanese pr0n!

 

[Onder]

Marina_K

A female joins a forum
of people who hate Relapse
to brag about her boyfriend
getting rectal prolapse

Virgins can't just wank and forget
about what they cannot get
and why they remain sole
dreaming about pegged hole

 

[Astrum]

jesus