Males and Females

[Matt]

Hhaha you should hear the noises boys make when they get pegged for the first time, with their cock in a chastity cage.

hahaha

 

[damnromulans]

Hhaha you should hear the noises boys make when they get pegged for the first time, with their cock in a chastity cage.

hahaha

I bet it's a lot like the noises chicks make in Japanese pr0n!

 

[Onder]

Marina_K

A female joins a forum
of people who hate Relapse
to brag about her boyfriend
getting rectal prolapse

Virgins can't just wank and forget
about what they cannot get
and why they remain sole
dreaming about pegged hole

 

[Astrum]

jesus

 

[-CC-]

I'm calling that Marina K is just JAGEagent trying troll us - just sayin'

 

[The Emptier]

would approve

daaaaa postjump

 

[Episteme]

I'm calling that Marina K is just JAGEagent trying troll us - just sayin'

I was thinking this actually.

Bleh, It's been about 3 months for me and it's getting frustrating. Stupid Latvian chick is playing really fucking annoying hard to get.

 

[damnromulans]

rape her and then threaten to kill her if she tells anyone

 

[Dak]

I'm sure you have lots of female friends

 

[damnromulans]

I do. I am just more in touch with my "man pig" side

 

[Onder]

I'm calling that Marina K is just JAGEagent trying troll us - just sayin'

Might be, yeah. Maybe it's someone else, but JAGE is a fitting assumption.

 

[Blind Guardian]

kill her and then threaten to rape her if she tells anyone

 

[Onder]

I just realized that it's weird that anytime I want o have sex, I call my grandmother first.

(They have a nice flat and they usually leave it for weekends, so yeah.)

 

[Cythraul]

Might be, yeah. Maybe it's someone else, but JAGE is a fitting assumption.

I dunno, "she" seems just a little bit too elaborately constructed. Is JAGE clever enough for that sort of thing?

 

[Episteme]

Might have a chance with a cute German chick as well. So many girls yet still no sex. Fail.

 

[Onder]

MY FINGERS NEED TO EXPLORE HOLES. One finger in pussy, one in ass. BAM! Common common.

I want to meet my girl after I finish this cup of coffee.

 

[Episteme]

Onder, you are my favourite GMD poster.

 

[Vacant_Planets]

MY FINGERS NEED TO EXPLORE HOLES. One finger in pussy, one in ass. BAM! Common common.

I want to meet my girl after I finish this cup of coffee.

Girls should not play scratch and sniff.

 

[waif]

Missing ladyfriend. Considering plans to see her in a few weeks. Also noting that Walgreens sells huge boxes of condoms and has very competitive prices on lube.

 

[Zephyrus]

I take it this is your first time going on summer long-distance.