Males and Females

[King Richard]

DUI because he's a fucking idiot.

 

[A1a23]

Damn, I'm surprised how many people are using this OKcupid website. Many of my friends have recently registered, including those who have previously bashed dating websites. I might join just so I can see what it's all about.

 

[The Ozzman]

DUI because he's a fucking idiot.

Hi guys, my name is Rick and I'm an asshole

 

[King Richard]

thumbs up brochacho

 

[damnromulans]

NOOOOOOOOO KEEP THE BEARD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAAAAAAAAAT. I'll award you, which one do you want? Also lol we are an 87% match.

@King Blazed I have an account from 100 years ago but you'll have to find me first...muahahaha

 

[King Richard]

Oh ya? Check it out...

Hey Mike, tell me what her username is.

 

[damnromulans]

I'm awarding all the UMers, even SentinelSlain and Vimana

Also I don't know any of you so I'm just making shit up

edit: HAHAHAHAHA I finished Cyth, Ozzman and Yoda and ran out of awards for today.

 

[voilenoir]

How can I find people on there? I have one and I want to check out um members profiles.

 

[damnromulans]

They listed their usernames on this thread, last page and the page before that!

 

[voilenoir]

Ohhhh nice!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

NOOOOOOOOO KEEP THE BEARD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAAAAAAAAAT.

Probably because it greatly increases one's odds of attracting women

 

[Vimana]

If you're goat.

 

[The Ozzman]

NOOOOOOOOO KEEP THE BEARD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAAAAAAAAAT.

I have an interview tomorrow. I promised my Dad I would do it for this one (even though I don't think it matters). The beard is coming back immediately.

I can grow a beard in 3-4 weeks, so have no fear

Oh ya? Check it out...

Hey Mike, tell me what her username is.

No. You're a fucking pussy and deleted your account after two days so you don't deserve it.

Also: If voilenoir is JustNackie, then I am in fucking love

 

[damnromulans]

Why we enemies voilenoir? 58% enemy T___T

 

[voilenoir]

NOO beards are incredibly hot!

Probably because it greatly increases one's odds of attracting women

Ick, I dont like that, lets not be enemies. <3

Why we enemies voilenoir? 58% enemy T___T

 

[voilenoir]

Krampus - you have to answer some q's it helps your %'s.

 

[damnromulans]

Eh I'm ok, it's not like I'm single and/or looking

 

[voilenoir]

Sounds good. I have been having so many creeps hitting me up.. ugh

 

[The Ozzman]

Probably because it greatly increases one's odds of attracting women

Shall we produce some empirical evidence for this hypothesis?

I put 'I shaved my beard for an interview' in my profile and I got 4 profile views in 5 minutes.

 

[voilenoir]

that was just me viewing you