Males and Females

[Dak]

Only 25? No idea what the youngsters are into these days.

 

[damnromulans]

He's not interested in typical 25 year old things. He's really like 40. I can't get him a second Roth IRA account for his birthday or I'd just do that.

 

[Dak]

A Franklin Covey Planner.

 

[waif]

Guitar stuff?

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Does he drink? A nice decanter of scotch is always appreciated by men who imbibe.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Buy him a strap on dildo and one of those big cans of vaseline.

 

[metal_wrath]

I usually let women come to me that works much better. Also don't care for lame conversations about totally irrelevant bullshit. Usually some attractive women will come to me and say something idiotic like why are you so quiet or you look like you're concentrating/thinking hard or ask me to dance to which I would reject them (fuck dancing/danceable music). Too much women have no discretion though and practically go home with any douchebag that tries to have the slang/mannerisms of a drug dealer.

 

[damnromulans]

I usually let women come to me that works much better.

...(fuck dancing/danceable music)

Yeah good luck with that...

re: people's suggestions, he just bought himself a new effects processor and he doesn't drink at all. I'll think of something. The strap-on idea isn't going to work either.

 

[King Richard]

I never really cared for gifts, although they are nice. I just enjoyed relaxing and getting laid tbh. So my recommendation to you would be to go out for dinner and whatnot and then just please the shit out of him.

 

[unknown]

^^

seriously. or gift cards always work. I know it seems like a shitty idea or something you'd get from a relative, but I like 'em. Magazine subscription related to his interests wouldn't be bad either

 

[waif]

Gift cards aren't real gifts, they're apologies for not having a decent gift. Strictly last minute shit imo. Although Krampus is on her way to the airport so I guess this qualifies.

 

[The Ozzman]

Back on topic:

 

[SentinelSlain]

gift cards are better than shit gifts.

 

[The Ozzman]

gift cards are better than nothing.

FYP

 

[SentinelSlain]

Back on topic:

yeah that was wintastic

I remember one night out I mentioned to my friend that I 'don't buy girls drinks' and some random hot slut who was stood near us made a disapproving noise and glared at me.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Oh and my sister told me about how retarded the drink buying thing is.

 

[The Ozzman]

Oh and my sister told me about how retarded the drink buying thing is.

Retarded as in guy's shouldn't be obligated to buy drinks or retarded that guys should buy girls drinks

 

[waif]

A guy shouldn't be surprised that a girl expects him to buy her a drink, but she shouldn't be such a cunt about it.

 

[The Ozzman]

I don't think that guy was surprised, but more likely frustrated.

 

[metal_wrath]

I have gotten free drinks from hot females, who probably make more money than me anyway. I never thought of buying a drink for a female.