Males and Females

[damnromulans]

Oh boy. You still haven't seen her again?

Women ARE crazy, I am completely insane. I am still hanging out with porkpal a lot (like, 4-5 times a week...); he is completely crazy about me and offers to do stuff like take me to Montreal for a weekend on his dime. I like him OK but not "in love" or anything, it's something to do for fun. I still think I'll eventually get bored of this and probably move to Texas to be with MP if he's still available in a few months. Like I said, insane.

 

[Vimana]

Don't be that girl that calls back after a few months just because they want something.

 

[The Ozzman]

Oh boy. You still haven't seen her again?

Women ARE crazy, I am completely insane. I am still hanging out with porkpal a lot (like, 4-5 times a week...); he is completely crazy about me and offers to do stuff like take me to Montreal for a weekend on his dime. I like him OK but not "in love" or anything, it's something to do for fun. I still think I'll eventually get bored of this and probably move to Texas to be with MP if he's still available in a few months. Like I said, insane.

Nah, we had dinner this past week.

 

[The Ozzman]

 

[Dak]

I would like, like to be able to like, bitch slap her everytime she like, said like.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'll take that as a 'Yes', so why would your woman continue to play games with you while together? That doesn't seem very conducive to a long lasting relationship

Because bitches be crazy yo? I dunno why. All I know is that it's annoying and all the women I've ever known have done it to some extent.

 

[Vimana]

I met a girl on omegle that described herself as forever alone. We had a conversation in memes. So one piece of my perfect girl exists in the world. That is good.

 

[The Ozzman]

Because bitches be crazy yo? I dunno why. All I know is that it's annoying and all the women I've ever known have done it to some extent.

She must be worth the trouble of playing games then. As far as I'm concerned, no woman is worth playing games with at this point in my life. Maybe I'm just too aloof or I think other shit in my life is important, but I'm done. I'm not fucking doing it anymore.

 

[The Ozzman]

I would like, like to be able to like, bitch slap her everytime she like, said like.

It doesn't change the fact that her message is correct.

 

[The Butt]

All women do games and bullshit. The difference with 'assertive women', or 'women with strong personalities' is that they are smarter and make you feel like they aren't doing games and bullshit when they're actually doing worse games and bullshit.

While this may be the case for 99% of girls, I've met some that do not do "games and bullshit", and are extremely chill, non-giving-a-fuck people.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I've had more activity on my OKC profile in the past 24 hours than I've had since I made the account. Two girls messaging me.

 

[Onder]

I've had more activity on my OKC profile in the past 24 hours than I've had since I made the account. Two girls messaging me.

Pictures of said girls pls. We will vote for which you should bang.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm not bragging or anything but at least half of the girls I message seem to message back. I'm just not that used to talking to women so it doesn't go all that great. Eh.

 

[Draehl]

What the fuck is it with women and horses...50% of my eharmony matches are horse nuts.

 

[King Richard]

It doesn't change the fact that her message is correct.

Ya but her message doesn't change the fact that she's still a dumb cunt.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Pictures of said girls pls. We will vote for which you should bang.

Both of them are pretty Porky...like, kinda bad. One of them has a nice rack and a cute face, the other...not so much. I'm a nice dude and I am chatting with them regardless of what happens.

 

[SentinelSlain]

This thread should be renamed males and shemales.

 

[damnromulans]

males and whales! heyoooo.

I'm getting really excited about Montreal...

 

[Zephyrus]

The ex has gotten be comical at this point, and I'm so glad I've gotten to the point where I can distinguish tragedy from comedy.

On Saturday night she planned on coming over and staying the night (and by that she meant share my bed, cuddle, etc), well that never happened. And she said she'd do the same thing tonight. Well, she ended up messaging me on FB asking me to give her a definitive statement of my convictions about God. I told her I didn't believe in God, especially not a personal God who judges us when we die, and all to do with that. She then says the following:

"I always want to be in your life...but the romance I'm looking for, cannot be fulfilled by someone that doesn't feel the spirit with me, and have a similar love for it.
I love you Jeremy.
I swear it.
I do."

That was pretty much it. Apparently till tonight she was gravitating toward rekindling something, but the God-shaped hole in her head kept restraining her. A month ago I would have been a wreck over all of this but at this point I've stopped caring. Yes, I still have feelings for her as a person, but this spiritual bullshit is her problem, not mine, so I really don't care what happens.

 

[waif]

Why do you always ask so many stupid questions man? You already know the answer to this question; because women are fucking crazy. I've already been over this with you.

This.

I still think I'll eventually get bored of this and probably move to Texas to be with MP if he's still available in a few months. Like I said, insane.

Holy shit you are completely psychotic.

I'm getting really excited about Montreal...

If you're coming up here hit me up, we can grab a beer.