Males and Females

[Dak]

Swallowed > facial. Probably controversial.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

should not be

 

[unknown]

cum on tits > facial

 

[Zephyrus]

Agreed with Dakryn.

 

[Krow]

Swallowed > facial. Probably controversial.

Prefer female to continue sucking dick as I cum, then suck all the cum off it. Facial, lame... but funny if accidental.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I like it when girls squirt. I don't care if it's probably pee.

 

[Episteme]

I like it when girls squirt. I don't care if it's probably pee.

It's not. I was fucking a girl awhile ago that squirted and it definitely wasn't pee. :Smug:

edit: I went on a date with a girl last night and just her entire demeanour reminded me of Elliot from Scrubs. She was so neurotic and shy, she was talking so fast and alot as well. It wasn't annoying, in fact it was quite funny. Nothing happened after though... Damn, she had a really banging body because she's dancer and gymnast.

 

[damnromulans]

i like to prolong intercourse, slow down when i'm near, watch my dick go in and out, have a lot of tongue action and intense eye contact. but i don't care much for cuddling, i do that for 3-4 minutes tops.

Intense eye contact but no cuddling? Whaaaaaat?

Porkpal calls me "squirtle" now, that's cool, I feel deprived and upset because I'm missing out on getting laid one day so far this week, #addicted #secondpuberty

 

[Episteme]

You're going to be a cougar when you grow older Laura.

 

[Dak]

This is just perfect, now I actually have to go for the first time in 8 days now and I have to stay in the office because no one else is here. Fucking perfect

Porkpal calls me "squirtle" now

 

[damnromulans]

You're going to be a cougar when you grow older Laura.

No doubt in my mind about that, I flirt with a freshman who wears Dr. Who t-shirts at orchestra practice. It has begun.

 

[Zephyrus]

I have determined that there is a psychosomatic response to sex that can only be an evolutionary adaptation to ensure the species reproduces. When I'm sick, like with a cold, and am about to have sex, suddenly I feel 100% and don't feel sick again until after the fact, as if my body were devoting more resources than normal to making me feel better while the reproductive act is in progress.

Anyone else ever notice this?

 

[Onder]

Swallowed > facial. Probably controversial.

Swallowed is a good band, but I don’t know facial.

 

[waif]

You can stimulate the prostate externally

This. Good stuff.

Prefer female to continue sucking dick as I cum, then suck all the cum off it. Facial, lame... but funny if accidental.

Hilarious if not expected.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I have determined that there is a psychosomatic response to sex that can only be an evolutionary adaptation to ensure the species reproduces. When I'm sick, like with a cold, and am about to have sex, suddenly I feel 100% and don't feel sick again until after the fact, as if my body were devoting more resources than normal to making me feel better while the reproductive act is in progress.

Anyone else ever notice this?

No but I've heard wanking lessens one's suffering during a powerful comedown.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Any meth addict could tell you that.

 

[Vimana]

From what someone told me about this time they tried meth, the coming down far outweighs any of the pleasure gained from it.

 

[Onder]

ONDER IS ON TOPIC UP THIS MUFFUKKIN THREAD:

I’m trying to temporarily break up with my girlfriend over messages. So far we both agreed that it’s her fault (as she was aktin like a bitch and hurting me feelingz) and that I don’t have to put up with this shit.


EDIT: It’s kind of satisfying to see her admit that.

 

[Vimana]

It must be. Teach me.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Looks like I've kind of got a gf again.