Males and Females

[damnromulans]

You're going to be a cougar when you grow older Laura.

No doubt in my mind about that, I flirt with a freshman who wears Dr. Who t-shirts at orchestra practice. It has begun.

 

[Zephyrus]

I have determined that there is a psychosomatic response to sex that can only be an evolutionary adaptation to ensure the species reproduces. When I'm sick, like with a cold, and am about to have sex, suddenly I feel 100% and don't feel sick again until after the fact, as if my body were devoting more resources than normal to making me feel better while the reproductive act is in progress.

Anyone else ever notice this?

 

[Onder]

Swallowed > facial. Probably controversial.

Swallowed is a good band, but I don’t know facial.

 

[waif]

You can stimulate the prostate externally

This. Good stuff.

Prefer female to continue sucking dick as I cum, then suck all the cum off it. Facial, lame... but funny if accidental.

Hilarious if not expected.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I have determined that there is a psychosomatic response to sex that can only be an evolutionary adaptation to ensure the species reproduces. When I'm sick, like with a cold, and am about to have sex, suddenly I feel 100% and don't feel sick again until after the fact, as if my body were devoting more resources than normal to making me feel better while the reproductive act is in progress.

Anyone else ever notice this?

No but I've heard wanking lessens one's suffering during a powerful comedown.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Any meth addict could tell you that.

 

[Vimana]

From what someone told me about this time they tried meth, the coming down far outweighs any of the pleasure gained from it.

 

[Onder]

ONDER IS ON TOPIC UP THIS MUFFUKKIN THREAD:

I’m trying to temporarily break up with my girlfriend over messages. So far we both agreed that it’s her fault (as she was aktin like a bitch and hurting me feelingz) and that I don’t have to put up with this shit.


EDIT: It’s kind of satisfying to see her admit that.

 

[Vimana]

It must be. Teach me.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Looks like I've kind of got a gf again.

 

[damnromulans]

WANK

I have a raging urinary tract infection and am pissing solid big chunks of blood. Probably made 1000 times worse because yesterday I noticed its onset yet still opted for wild banging.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

It must be. Teach me.

No shit. Onder should negotiate peace in the middle east if he can convince a woman to admit wrongdoing.

WANK

I got tired of "fap", so I'm bringing "wank" back.

I have a raging urinary tract infection and am pissing solid big chunks of blood. Probably made 1000 times worse because yesterday I noticed its onset yet still opted for wild banging.

:zombie:

 

[Zephyrus]

Looks like I've kind of got a gf again.

Nice job! Details?

 

[Vimana]

Jim, does she mind when you look at her feet?

 

[SentinelSlain]

I don't know, it's cold these days. Women wear big motherfucking boots. The deets are it's all a bit up in the air.

 

[Onder]

No shit. Onder should negotiate peace in the middle east if he can convince a woman to admit wrongdoing.

Well actually the first lesson is that I’m really good. That’s why even people with different beliefs admit that I’m good and that they are just little pieces of shit which is unsatisfactory for my selection of women that are possessing fuckable cunts.

 

[Onder]

I’m now going to drown my sorrow in rice and various products of agriculture.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

WANK

I have a raging urinary tract infection and am pissing solid big chunks of blood. Probably made 1000 times worse because yesterday I noticed its onset yet still opted for wild banging.

Ok, I knew you were an attention whore, but this is just too exaggerated

 

[sevag00]

That urinary tract infection is some serious shit. It probably hurts when you pee.