Males and Females

[King Richard]

Jesus christ, that bitch is SMOKIN.

 

[Onder]

If she were to drop the nose ring, she'd get my approval.

This VAGGINA POSSESSOR could change your whole life opinion and view on sex that you built over the past two days and thought you should vomit your awkward anxiety with it on the internet. You’re not asexual brozzef, it only makes you sound like a total dikk.

 

[Vimana]

I never said I'm definitely asexual. Besides I didn't build the view over the past two days. I may have posted about it over the past two days, though, but it's been on my mind for a much longer time.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Let me level with you: you're 17. You know fuck all about sex.

 

[Vimana]

Eighteen, and yes, I agree. I'm basing this view on my experience so far. I'm not declaring asexuality.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Someone will slip one past your cheeks in a couple years and your views on sex will change.

I mean, what?

 

[Vimana]

You're funny.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

I will be dead honest and reveal that some of the best sex I've ever had has been when the person I was with stuck her fingers up there.

 

[Vimana]

I've read about prostate stimulation and shit on 4chan. I don't think I could bring myself to do that. Something tells me it would be like taking a really hard shit and having it come back up my ass a bunch of times.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

All while your penis splits itself in two because you're releasing about two gallons in semen because of the orgasm intensity.

 

[Dak]

You can stimulate the prostate externally, if you are concerned about getting yours/your partners fingers dirty, Vimana.

Edit: And DM is dead on about that.

 

[The Ozzman]

Or you could just not stimulate it at all because that shit is gay, brah

 

[Der Morgenstern]

I'm gay for orgasms, brohim.

 

[The Ozzman]

I guess. I'm just not cool with someone sticking anything in my ass unless it's for medical reasons.

 

[Dak]

Pretty sure gay is one guy doing anything sexual with another guy. Not having mindblowing orgasms with a naked babe.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

It really is the most intense orgasm a man can ever have.

 

[Dak]

This is starting to remind me of the argument several of us had when I was in the Marines with this newlywed 18yr old mexican private who thought that trimming your pubes was "gay". The rest of us were like "good luck getting a blowjob from your wife then".

 

[The Ozzman]

Pretty sure gay is one guy doing anything sexual with another guy.

According to some people, this doesn't necessarily make either person gay. However, I know they're full of shit.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

It's not gay until the balls touch.

 

[unknown]

It really is the most intense orgasm a man can ever have.

you better have a most intense orgasm all over that girl