Males and Females

[zabu of nΩd]

I'm trying to set up a date tonight. Called her twice and left a text -- she's not responding yet, so i may have to try again tomorrow.

I know what i want to say to her.

 

[Vimana]

Tell us.

 

[SentinelSlain]

If you keep leaving messages and calls she'll get a restraining order on you.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Tell us.

Just that i'd like to get dinner with her on sunday and talk for a while. If she happens to indicate that it matters to her whether it's a "date" or not, i'll suggest that it isn't a date, but that it's still important to me. idk how insistent i'll end up being, that's just something i'll have to wing.

 

[Zephyrus]

No. If she asks if it's a date, say "Yes." That's the answer she wants. They want you to be assertive and decisive. It's a desirable trait.

 

[Vimana]

The longer in the future the date is, the more time she has to change her yes into a no. Just saying.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

No. If she asks if it's a date, say "Yes." That's the answer she wants. They want you to be assertive and decisive. It's a desirable trait.

Fine, god damn it, I'll tell her it's a date.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

The longer in the future the date is, the more time she has to change her yes into a no. Just saying.

I have to go out of town this weekend, so saturday night is not an option. I'm gonna shoot for sunday.

 

[Zephyrus]

A work night? No.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Seriously? I have to wait until next weekend to do this?

 

[Dak]

Ok, Grant deleted it, but I saw what he put Zababoy is gonna get laaaaaid.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

No, that was a mistake! It wasn't her. I can't explain right now.

 

[Dak]

And the mystery deepens......

 

[Episteme]

What.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I havent talked to her yet, okay?

So back to plans: what do i say/do if she says no to the date? Could i just ask her to hang out and talk at that point, or...?

 

[Vimana]

Go on with your life and act like nothing has happened.

 

[Mort Divine]

Just play it cool - don't overreact to her response one way or the other.

 

[King Richard]

Ok, well first off, she isn't going to say no. Only pussies take no for an answer. If she is unsure, convince her you'll have a great time. If she flat out says, "No I don't want to", call her a cunt and tell her to choke on a dick. Hang up the phone hastily, call her back and say, "Ya, sorry about that, someone cut me off in traffic. So how about that date? Come on, you'll have a great time." If she says no again, start screaming in the phone, maybe throw an I love you in there, and try again. Eventually she'll cave.

 

[Vimana]

Nice trolling.

 

[damnromulans]

Don't forget to wish her a Happy Chinese New Year tomorrow.

Went almost a week without boning porkpal because he was sick etc, today he Peter Northed like four times in half an hour. Cool!