Males and Females

[Der Morgenstern]

Really? Ok. Well, noob chick's post went something like this:



Which means of course that she actually likes guys with smaller dicks because they don't hurt. Enter Aug:



Which I chuckled at as aug has told us here in the GMD many times about his "micro member".

Enter you:



*Whoosh*

Tell me more.

 

[CF87]

Penis stays in your pants majority of the time so a female who cares about penis size probably has mental problems and has random sex and sucks random dick. Is a Whore.

 

[damnromulans]

Not really. No one wants one that is too big or too small because it's uncomfortable and unpleasant.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Have I ever mentioned that I loved the Greys?
I've been told I had a nice winky. Just never get to use it

 

[Onder]

Big dick commands respect. Crampus, are micro-members cute?

 

[ajhart]

Which means of course that she actually likes guys with smaller dicks because they don't hurt.

Haha I'd like to point out that noob chick is a virgin and doesn't actually have a preference in dick sizes. Just throwin that out there. But I'm sure, like most other things in life, anything is good in moderation

 

[Vimana]

Penis:

Noun: The source of insecurity for many men.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Tell me more.

It's time for you to venture forth on your own. One step at a time.

 

[arg]

haha thank you for clarifying that Satanstoenail, it's amazing how some didn't get it. all i can say is thank god for anuses.

...

i have a huge dilemma guys, please help me out. which one of these is hotter and who should i fuck?

 

[Der Morgenstern]

It's time for you to venture forth on your own. One step at a time.

How brilliant do you feel?

 

[Onder]

i have a huge dilemma guys, please help me out. which one of these is hotter and who should i fuck?

Wait didn't you already fuck the one on right?

 

[Satanstoenail]

How brilliant do you feel?

Come now, there's no need for this animosity. This is a backwards step.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Come now, there's no need for this animosity. This is a backwards step.

You must be mistaken. I am genuinely happy for you.

 

[CF87]

haha thank you for clarifying that Satanstoenail, it's amazing how some didn't get it. all i can say is thank god for anuses.

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i have a huge dilemma guys, please help me out. which one of these is hotter and who should i fuck?

One on the right. I'd pass on both.

 

[arg]

Wait didn't you already fuck the one on right?

i've already fucked both of them and can't decide which one i should see more often. i'm unhappy that one girl might think i've deserted her but i can't afford to be fucking both with the same frequency.

 

[Onder]

i've already fucked both of them and can't decide which one i should see more often. i'm unhappy that one girl might think i've deserted her but i can't afford to be fucking both with the same frequency.

Your problems.

 

[-CC-]

The dilemmas of aug.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I live for Aug these days. (Right one BTW)

 

[The Ozzman]

Both isn't an option?

Left

 

[Episteme]

A whore unhappy if you've deserted them? I'm pretty sure they've got other customers...?