Males and Females

That muslim man that burnt his groin off with the chemical bomb on a plane christmas before last had a one night stand with some girl like weeks before.

I don't want to offend you by dissing Islam though.

lol. I don't believe in god, therefore I'm an atheist. I just know this information given that I have read the Qur'an and have had many chances to meet Muslims and people of OTHER religions as well. My parents are Muslims too, I just choose not to believe in it or any form of organized religion. So you can't really offend me. :p

And you do know, that people in this day of age tend to be a little more liberal with their own beliefs?

People tend to do whatever the fuck they want, this "god" doesn't control humans. It's funny because it's true.
 
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Really? Ok. Well, noob chick's post went something like this:

And I like guys with BIG DICKS.
Jk, they hurt :( ha ha

Which means of course that she actually likes guys with smaller dicks because they don't hurt. Enter Aug:

ohaithere

Which I chuckled at as aug has told us here in the GMD many times about his "micro member".

Enter you:

I find it amusing how the Asian guy responds to a post about a girl wanting endowed men.

*Whoosh*
 
Penis stays in your pants majority of the time so a female who cares about penis size probably has mental problems and has random sex and sucks random dick. Is a Whore.
 
Which means of course that she actually likes guys with smaller dicks because they don't hurt.

Haha I'd like to point out that noob chick is a virgin and doesn't actually have a preference in dick sizes. Just throwin that out there. But I'm sure, like most other things in life, anything is good in moderation:)
 
haha thank you for clarifying that Satanstoenail, it's amazing how some didn't get it. all i can say is thank god for anuses.

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i have a huge dilemma guys, please help me out. which one of these is hotter and who should i fuck?

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