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Meh. Alcohol lowers inhibitions, and we have primal drives that say "fuck the female." Eventually after enough alcohol, the things stopping that drive give way and you find yourself with your hand down the pants of another girl. </captain obvious>
Not excusable, but understandable.
Not excusable, but understandable.
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When I was 18, my girlfriend cheated on me with one of my really "good" friends. It always takes two to tango but my friend (who also had a girlfriend of his own) was the one who instigated it while I was away overseas. It felt like absolute shit and I didn't really trust women very much for a long time, because to add fuel to the fire she lied to me about the cheating. She just claimed that they made out, when in actual fact I found out that they had sex.
He tried to get one of my other friends to do it at first, who replied with "Fuck you, I don't want to screw my best friend over." So he decided to do it instead. Truth of the matter is, my girlfriend at the time was a stupid slut and my "friend" was an asshole. Soon after that, they got entangled into a complicated love triangle. Then I find out that he came in her and made her take a morning after pill. I was watching from the sidelines eating popcorn and fucking another hotter chick. Win-win.
Moral of the story: Don't touch your bro's ho.
He tried to get one of my other friends to do it at first, who replied with "Fuck you, I don't want to screw my best friend over." So he decided to do it instead. Truth of the matter is, my girlfriend at the time was a stupid slut and my "friend" was an asshole. Soon after that, they got entangled into a complicated love triangle. Then I find out that he came in her and made her take a morning after pill. I was watching from the sidelines eating popcorn and fucking another hotter chick. Win-win.
Moral of the story: Don't touch your bro's ho.
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If your buddies girl gets a little alchy in 'em and starts fucking around, they aren't a good candidate for anything serious and maybe she wants your little pecker more
Yeah. Red flag. Let it go and don't speak of it again ever.
PP told me yesterday while I was sniffling and emoting about how I'm a failure at life (you know, regular mid-twenties stuff) that if I needed to move to be happy, he'd quit his job and move somewhere with me.
uhhhhhhhh
PP told me yesterday while I was sniffling and emoting about how I'm a failure at life (you know, regular mid-twenties stuff) that if I needed to move to be happy, he'd quit his job and move somewhere with me.
uhhhhhhhh
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Finally had a real conversation with chinese girl last night about my feelings and shit, and she was very understanding. I feel so much fucking better today. I might actually try being a functional human being for a while.
You're the guy who listens to females talk about their boyfriends and use your shoulder to cry on. Right ?
I turned down a female about 2 months ago who was really into me. It felt good to do the samething. It clearly ate her right up. She could not fucking believe it.
Master_Yoda77
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That has happened in the past, yes. I wasn't being serious there either obviously.
You boink a chick first and than you both sit on the fucking couch. You got it all backwards. And being that guy am labelling you as is fucking torture and the worst than anything shit. How you can even put up with the shit you do is just mindblowing. If you want a female to be your girlfriend and you wanna get laid get fucking balls, just fucking do it. All your posts regarding women is the same sad shit. It's depressing like fucking booze or something.
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I'm pretty sure i've been in the friend zone since about 2 months after i met her.
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zabu of nΩd;10164460 said:
Not to say you shouldn't feel bad about it, but I've seen all this bitching about the friend zone throughout the internet lately. A lot of guys seem to overlook the reason that maybe the girl just doesn't think they are compatible with one another. The guy typically can't see it because they think compatible means "we can have a conversation and I'd have sex with her."
Point is, maybe she has a legitimate reason to date you that isn't "he's ugly." Prying into that just sounds weak, though. Not mentioning the whole thing is a great solution.
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Yeah i agree with everything you said there. I'm probably guilty of that definition of compatible too, haha.
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