Balls McHoolihan
You mean coitus?
- Jan 22, 2012
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MOTHERFUCKING FUCK ! APPRARENTLY THE COCKBLOCKING OPERATION WAS SUCCESSFUL.
This calls for a good window smashing as well as a door step dump taking.
MOTHERFUCKING FUCK ! APPRARENTLY THE COCKBLOCKING OPERATION WAS SUCCESSFUL.
@ Vengeance McHooligan, Totally, bro. (notwithstanding your sarcasm)
I'll be back with a vengeance though. I'll use my facebook stalking skills to "accidentally" bump into her somewhere, sometime, and set everything straight.
That is fucking creepy.
Speaking of creepy, Mort no longer has pre-pubescent boys on his sig or av.
What?
SOME FUCKING BITCH FRIEND OF MINE IS TRYING TO COCKBLOCK ME. THAT FUCKING SLUT. SHE CALLED ME YESTERDAY TO MEET HER IN PUB, AND I WENT. SHE HAD HER SUPER CUTE FRIEND WITH HER, AND ME AND HER FRIEND JUST GOT ALONG REALLY WELL. BITCH OBVIOUSLY FELT JEALOUS. AT FIRST TRIED TO IMPLY THAT I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER BY CONSTANTLY KISSING ME AND SHIT, BUT I IGNORED HER. ENDED UP GOING SPENDING THE REST OF THE NIGHT WITH HER FRIEND TETE-A-TETE IN A NEARBY RESTAURANT, WHILE THE BITCH WENT CLUBBING ALONE.
NOW THE PSYCHO BITCH IS TRYING TO SOW THE SEEDS OF DISCORD BETWEEN ME AND HER FRIEND, BY TRYING TO MAKE HER BELIEVE THAT I SHITTALKED HER BLABLABLALBA DRAMA.
I AM FUCKING ENRAGED.
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Speaking of creepy, Mort no longer has pre-pubescent boys on his sig or av.
I'm so fucking upset right now. That girl was some serious girlfriend material. FUCK MY LIFE.