Males and Females

[Master_Yoda77]

Derek rules. He can't even cum with the babes he's banging.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Ugh, chinagirl made my life difficult again tonight. It's bad enough to play that game, but to continue doing it after a guy's confessed his feelings to you... come on.

It seems i'm still waiting to have some kind of "real" conversation with her, which she deftly postpones so she can continue to string me along in her circle of admirers. I might need to get away from her...

 

[Pessimism]

Drop the bitch.

 

[arg]

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[Onder]

Fuck the chinese whore and kill the fucking my pals.

 

[Onder]

Oh I remember the times when Derek was a pathetic virgin but he grew up and now he fucks sexy whores (for free). Sincerely I thought he would be the last man on this forum to get laid as even I was a virgin when I joined the forum, hell, it was a fucking long time ago. I registered on this forum from my grandmother's computer eating fucking penne. I remember there were many people complaining about the absence of sex in their life, but he was just the most peculier. At that time, he would write a page long paragraph about coming up to a woman and saying hi. Now he just comes by sometimes to make us know about his bitches. He doesn't have time for you fucking virgins. He fucks. The occurence of sex in his life is casting a demoralizing shadow on your incapability.

 

[SentinelSlain]

facken chinese. a chinese girl crushed my soul way back in first year college by choosing a my pals over me. that bitch was one of the catalysts that made me who i am today though, so i am thankful in a way

So now you only date aryans to spite all of those yellow sluts?

 

[arg]

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[Episteme]

Onder, you are my favourite poster on this forum.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Got a date.

 

[sevag00]

Kill the chinese whore and kill the fucking my pals.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Rape her in front of those friends.

 

[Zephyrus]

Ugh, chinagirl made my life difficult again tonight. It's bad enough to play that game, but to continue doing it after a guy's confessed his feelings to you... come on.

It seems i'm still waiting to have some kind of "real" conversation with her, which she deftly postpones so she can continue to string me along in her circle of admirers. I might need to get away from her...

And if you were to make any progress with her, what's to reason that she won't continue messing with you like this? There isn't some magic point in courtship where women all the sudden stop being mysterious, unpredictable and irrational.

This has gone on long enough. You deserve someone better.

Oh I remember the times when Derek was a pathetic virgin but he grew up and now he fucks sexy whores (for free). ...etc....

That post made it sound like this is the second or third sexual encounter he's had ever.

 

[Onder]

That post made it sound like this is the second or third sexual encounter he's had ever.

Yeah yeah. And he can't cum. (???)

Derek, do you have orgasm and just not cum? Do you cum when you jerk off or did you never?

 

[rms]

Zeph i'm still glad you have a mighty high horse there

 

[damnromulans]

Got roll-y poly at another neon glow rave thing on Friday night and put Cytheria, Tiana Lynn AND Hotaru Akane to shame.

Discussed moving in with PP after summer. WHAAAAAAAT, I have such strong feelings for him and vice versa. It's unreal and brand new.

 

[CF87]

Ugh, chinagirl made my life difficult again tonight. It's bad enough to play that game, but to continue doing it after a guy's confessed his feelings to you... come on.

It seems i'm still waiting to have some kind of "real" conversation with her, which she deftly postpones so she can continue to string me along in her circle of admirers. I might need to get away from her...

You confessed your feelings to a girl you're not with. She probably thinks you're a fucking weird O. You might need to get away from her no doubt.

 

[~Derek~]

Yeah yeah. And he can't cum. (???)

Derek, do you have orgasm and just not cum? Do you cum when you jerk off or did you never?

I don't ever orgasm when I fuck. Not be to graphic, but I feel myself contracting like you do when you get closer to cumming, but I haven't been able to do it.
Yes, I cum no problem when I jerk off, especially to porn. I still prefer pussy over porn of course.

I think all the years of jerking off to porn with a grip as tight as I wanted may've played the part in me being unable to cum during sex.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I bet if you had a long time lover who was really... hmmm.. generous or sweet or whatever she'd get your juices flowing. Just don't go to bed with a fat chick in a freezing cold apartment when you're feeling anxious about a million and one things. It results in failure.

 

[Onder]

I bet if you had a long time lover who was really... hmmm.. generous or sweet or whatever she get your juices flowing. Just don't go to bed with a fat chick in a freezing cold apartment when you're feeling anxious about a million and one things. It results in failure.

I don't know if it's really a failure. Troubles having erection are 100x worse and ejaculating after 5 seconds also isn't better.