Males and Females

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[Episteme]

Forgive me for being late to the conversation. But...

The only way to get better at talking to strangers, is to actually to get over the fear that people are out there to hurt you, reject you or bring you down. And the only way for that to happen is to keep doing it, and to develop thick skin.

I'm not a fan of small talk either and I'm quite the straight shooter but it is a necessity in order to be successful in a lot of the aspects of life. We're all meant to be social creatures anyway.

Also, it's good to be yourself just as long as it doesn't affect you in a negative way. If that makes sense.

 

[Mort Divine]

Figured I'd post this even tho it is kind of not in the typical spirit of this thread

 

[King Richard]

Just got back from the date. It was a good success.

 

[-CC-]

make her sit on your face and fuck herself on your tongue with her asshole, that never fails to get me hard, even from the most pitiful limp shrunken state after being in the freezing cold.

aug to the rescue. No, but seriously, I don't do rimjobs. Ever. I'll just make her blow me before we get down to business next time. I'm just praying this was a freak occurrence, because I've never had a problem like this before. After doing some research, it could maybe be due to stress from school as well as an enormous increase in my alcohol intake?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Nobody ever told me how easy it is to get numbers and dates. I mean, seriously, it doesn't even require effort. I suppose one night stands are another matter and I have been told I don't seem confident enough in a club setting, although I have had them before.

Some American girl has asked me out, this is something new for me.

 

[King Richard]

aug to the rescue. No, but seriously, I don't do rimjobs. Ever. I'll just make her blow me before we get down to business next time. I'm just praying this was a freak occurrence, because I've never had a problem like this before. After doing some research, it could maybe be due to stress from school as well as an enormous increase in my alcohol intake?

Alcohol is clearly the culprit here. Just don't drink so much next time and if need be, pop a viagra when she isn't looking so that you can make up for last time and pound her into submission.

 

[CF87]

If her Butthole touches your tongue and you don't have a boner... well. I don't know.

 

[waif]

If you can't get it up, just go down on her/shove a couple fingers in. She'll appreciate the effort enough to make up for the disappointment, at least, and it might relieve the stress enough to let you get it up. Beyond that, just don't get so damn drunk in the first place.

 

[The Butt]

So I went to the bar last night. I was stoned as fuck, and met a girl I used to know in high school.

I tell ya boys and girls, I have no game whatsoever. I was thinking all night about just going up and dancing with the broad, but I just... couldn't, I froze up. Fml.

 

[King Richard]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQArDMKdSVc&t=33s[/ame]

 

[Personified Hatred]

at least the women that are willing to have sex with me

the last girl i had sex with schizophrenic and refering to herself in the 3rd person
she was also narcisistic, refering to herself as "The Goddess"
she was completely obsesed with me
and she was bi-polar with her 2 poles being
A) wanting to have freaky-kinky sex with me
and
B)wanting to kill me
and finnally lying to the cops and getting me arrested for atempted murder (which with no evidence was eventually dropped)

I want your schizophrenic girlfriend! In my life nothing exciting happens (including being arrested or messing with police), at least that would be less monotonous.

 

[Vimana]

Broke things off. Woot. Now my life is going to be the fucking same.

 

[Zephyrus]

RJ needs to stop dressing like Ash Ketchum.

 

[damnromulans]

Uh, don't shove A COUPLE fingers in a woman, one is plenty and it tightens around whatever goes in there so you're making it more loose-y goose-y for yourself by using more fingers.

Grant, fuck it, just be yourself and find a woman who appreciates that. We live in similar areas (decent sized capital cities with blah cultural offerings) and most people are boring and dumb and it is a pain trying to find anyone who isn't. I've talked to you on the phone, you're nerdy and a little awkward but you know how to hold a conversation and contribute interestingly.

Overwatch, Onder, you guys rule!

 

[Der Morgenstern]

I think I've fallen in love.

 

[Onder]

Uh, don't shove A COUPLE fingers in a woman, one is plenty and it tightens around whatever goes in there so you're making it more loose-y goose-y for yourself by using more fingers.

I think that you finger yourself while writing posts like this. I think it's your fetish to describe sex to people.

 

[waif]

Uh, don't shove A COUPLE fingers in a woman, one is plenty and it tightens around whatever goes in there so you're making it more loose-y goose-y for yourself by using more fingers.

I find that two is the right number...as a general rule I need to loosen it up anyways. It depends on the purpose, though. 2 is to spread moisture around and loosen it up a bit so the whole thing works better when I stick it in. 3 is just to see how much will fit. One is pretty good for actually trying to pleasure her if I'm not planning on sex, otherwise two is good for that as well.

2 fingers together have less circumference than a dick, so it's not gonna stretch it out too much.

Depends on the girl, her vagina, and her preferences, of course.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

So fisting is not acceptable?

 

[Onder]

I don't even like fisting anyway. It looks like punching and missing unexpectedly.