Onder
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Then again, you don't know much about me and you make things up in your mind all the time, so taking anything you say seriously would be downright silly.
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Then again, you don't know much about me and you make things up in your mind all the time, so taking anything you say seriously would be downright silly.
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You post pointless bullshit (like losing a hand) and wax long(or short) on about drinking, then fucking, then more drinking, then masturbation, then more drinking, then more fucking. It's like a peak into the Stone Age.
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Dak
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So you think.
Grant has a personality that is not advantageous for socialization in the modern banality of western civilization. I offered him some practical advice to get by, learned from experience. What's your solution? Go find a horse faced chick and get drunk?
Onder
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I don't want to talk to you, but Your post I wtf'd at said to fight off coming off as fake by faking. It's a horrible advice.
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That's not what I said.
So in your mind, trying to find or generate some common ground is "fake". You live an un-fascinatingly myopic existence.
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at least the women that are willing to have sex with me
the last girl i had sex with schizophrenic and refering to herself in the 3rd person
she was also narcisistic, refering to herself as "The Goddess"
she was completely obsesed with me
and she was bi-polar with her 2 poles being
A) wanting to have freaky-kinky sex with me
and
B)wanting to kill me
and finnally lying to the cops and getting me arrested for atempted murder (which with no evidence was eventually dropped)
one of my girlfriends before this actually instructed me to have sex with her sister as a birthday present for the sister(the 3 of us were already walking around naked in front of each other all day every day anyway) and my girlfriend was watching and masturbating while i fucked her sister, it was weird
SentinelSlain
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I had nice date at a fancy restaurant with this really pretty Russian girl. I didn't kiss her or anything though. She's all smiley and sweet though and we spoke a lot. I might be a bit out of my depth in terms of class.
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Quite confused about myself atm. I finally brought that cute french chick to my pad last night and we started getting down and dirty. Then, for the first time in my life I got hardcore whiskey dick and was very embarrassed about the whole thing and we ended up not having sex. The next morning when we woke up, we decided to finish the deed, but once again my warrior refused the call to arms. Only for a brief moment of about 5 seconds did he stand, but quickly succumbed to nothingness. She was a good sport about it, but I still haven't felt this shitty about myself in years. I have no idea what's going on, has anyone had this problem before? Whiskey dick is one thing, but surely it shouldn't spread to when I'm sober? We will attempt to have sex again soon, but now I'm petrified that it will happen next time as well.
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My advice is, next time, get the girl to kind of grind with you outside the door to your apartment, before your subconscious freaks out, and maybe snog you as well, then hopefully you will get a boner that will stay for the duration.
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I actually kind of agree with JAGE's advice. Encourage her to do something to get you going first to make sure things are working properly
Episteme
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Forgive me for being late to the conversation. But...
The only way to get better at talking to strangers, is to actually to get over the fear that people are out there to hurt you, reject you or bring you down. And the only way for that to happen is to keep doing it, and to develop thick skin.
I'm not a fan of small talk either and I'm quite the straight shooter but it is a necessity in order to be successful in a lot of the aspects of life. We're all meant to be social creatures anyway.
Also, it's good to be yourself just as long as it doesn't affect you in a negative way. If that makes sense.
The only way to get better at talking to strangers, is to actually to get over the fear that people are out there to hurt you, reject you or bring you down. And the only way for that to happen is to keep doing it, and to develop thick skin.
I'm not a fan of small talk either and I'm quite the straight shooter but it is a necessity in order to be successful in a lot of the aspects of life. We're all meant to be social creatures anyway.
Also, it's good to be yourself just as long as it doesn't affect you in a negative way. If that makes sense.
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aug to the rescue. No, but seriously, I don't do rimjobs. Ever. I'll just make her blow me before we get down to business next time. I'm just praying this was a freak occurrence, because I've never had a problem like this before. After doing some research, it could maybe be due to stress from school as well as an enormous increase in my alcohol intake?
SentinelSlain
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Nobody ever told me how easy it is to get numbers and dates. I mean, seriously, it doesn't even require effort. I suppose one night stands are another matter and I have been told I don't seem confident enough in a club setting, although I have had them before.
Some American girl has asked me out, this is something new for me.
Some American girl has asked me out, this is something new for me.
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