Males and Females

[Dak]

You finger yourself while talking about coffee mugs and Post It notes?

IB4 ________

 

[Onder]

Btw Dak's advice about keeping up with pop culture isn't a bad idea.

I think it is (if you don't like pop of course).

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Your past two pages of posts looks like you wrote it with about two fingers worth of sand in your vagina. Maybe three.

 

[-CC-]

I'm going to have to go with Onder on this one. I don't think keeping up with superficial pop culture is a good idea because you really don't have to have a conversation per se to get a woman. Just watch Swingers (and replace the outdated slang) and you will have the gameplan laid out for you. Additionally, if you're looking for a relationship, you don't want to fake a common ground in the first place anyway.

EDIT: When I say conversations, I really mean discussions. If you end up "discussing" anything when flirting you're already in the danger zone.

 

[Dak]

What part of "that you don't mind" keeps getting missed? There are plenty of things out there that Grant may not spend any time on, that is reasonably popular, that he wouldn't mind having at least a cursory knowledge of for the purpose of small talk.

This is useful in a variety of social situations, not just "picking up girls".

 

[monoxide_child]

Speaking of icky human bodies and porn, I was high as shit about a night ago and figured I'd watch some porn. I smoked some more and then I just remember everything seemed foreign to me. I forgot where I was and felt like a fucking alien. Human bodies just looked alien to me, like I'd forgot what humans looked like. It was wierd as hell and it made the porn ten times better.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

EDIT: When I say conversations, I really mean discussions. If you end up "discussing" anything when flirting you're already in the danger zone.

Discussing? I'm confused. So if I'm discussing Hamlet's mentality with a girl I'm doing something wrong?

Edit-->So I've got nothing to say to this girl on OKC. She's cute, but I have no gameplan for initiating a conversation. Any suggestions?

 

[SentinelSlain]

What's your favourite song by .... (some band that are cool who she has listed on her profile).

 

[King Richard]

I've never understood the concept of play dates. Someone explain it to me.

I just figured they were the same thing as dates. Am I wrong?

 

[monoxide_child]

I want your schizophrenic girlfriend! In my life nothing exciting happens (including being arrested or messing with police), at least that would be less monotonous.

at least my life's not monotonous
i haven't had sex with crazy people in a while, but only cuz haven't had time to have sex with anybody, been much to busy posting on various ultimatemetal.com foums, looking at internet porn, playing around with my new phone(android, woo-hoo), having an living arangement argument with a 6-foot tall transexual, going out to all the free food places in Dallas, (i swear to God Dallas has morbidly obese homeless people) getting foodstams then selling my foodstamps (to have the money to pay for my new android phone) walking to free clothing closets, walking everywhere cuz i don't have bus money, walking all the way out to the social security office (about 3 miles one-way) only to discover that the social security office thinks i'm still in jail, and i can't prove that i've been released from jail because Dallas County doesn't give out release papers anymore sheduled to be a model for a painting next sunday, and having philosophical debates dog park, (same dog park where i once convinced a random woman that her dog was a coyote) i don't really have time for a sex life right now

EDIT
i've also been in "the drunk tank" while i was completely stone-cold sober, it was really sureal

 

[monoxide_child]

Yeah i know i can hold a conversation fine, but it's not the right kind of conversation for most girls. It would be dandy if i happened to meet a girl who could appreciate who i am, but i have a feeling that counting on that to happen will keep me a continuing frontrunner for 40-year-old virginhood. I'd rather learn to have different types of conversations, and be able to use the right one for each girl i meet.

you're still a virgin?
did you consider going out and losing your virginity with a hooker?
seriously speaking, if you explain to a hooker that you're a virgin, she'll be really nice and walk you through it, make it a really good learning experience

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Somehow I don't think Grant will do that.

 

[Vimana]

What are you, an alternate account for aug?

Edit: Ninja'd.

 

[Onder]

What are you, an alternate account for aug?

Edit: Ninja'd.

Aug is hardly only person who would prefer hooker to being a virgin, even though it's quite simple-minded. I myself wouldn't do a prostitute, but it's everyone's choice.

 

[Onder]

I think that an important part of a nice first sex is to lay down on the bed afterwards and ask your girl to bring you a nice cold beer. Then cuddle with her while sipping the awesomeness and listening to her sweet words of praise. It feels better than giving some dirty whore your money and leaving into a rainy, cold, miserable night.

 

[Vimana]

But dirty women don't mess around.

 

[Zephyrus]

Using a hooker bears no sense of accomplishment, and never something to be proud of. It avoids the issue entirely.

 

[Dak]

I just figured they were the same thing as dates. Am I wrong?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Play_date

Was wondering when you became a single parent.

 

[A1a23]

at least my life's not monotonous
i haven't had sex with crazy people in a while, but only cuz haven't had time to have sex with anybody, been much to busy posting on various ultimatemetal.com foums, looking at internet porn, playing around with my new phone(android, woo-hoo), having an living arangement argument with a 6-foot tall transexual, going out to all the free food places in Dallas, (i swear to God Dallas has morbidly obese homeless people) getting foodstams then selling my foodstamps (to have the money to pay for my new android phone) walking to free clothing closets, walking everywhere cuz i don't have bus money, walking all the way out to the social security office (about 3 miles one-way) only to discover that the social security office thinks i'm still in jail, and i can't prove that i've been released from jail because Dallas County doesn't give out release papers anymore sheduled to be a model for a painting next sunday, and having philosophical debates dog park, (same dog park where i once convinced a random woman that her dog was a coyote) i don't really have time for a sex life right now

EDIT
i've also been in "the drunk tank" while i was completely stone-cold sober, it was really sureal

 

[King Richard]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Play_date

Was wondering when you became a single parent.

Woops. I meant regular date. Yes, yes indeed.