Males and Females

I think that an important part of a nice first sex is to lay down on the bed afterwards and ask your girl to bring you a nice cold beer. Then cuddle with her while sipping the awesomeness and listening to her sweet words of praise. It feels better than giving some dirty whore your money and leaving into a rainy, cold, miserable night.
 
monoxide_child said:
at least my life's not monotonous
i haven't had sex with crazy people in a while, but only cuz haven't had time to have sex with anybody, been much to busy posting on various ultimatemetal.com foums, looking at internet porn, playing around with my new phone(android, woo-hoo), having an living arangement argument with a 6-foot tall transexual, going out to all the free food places in Dallas, (i swear to God Dallas has morbidly obese homeless people) getting foodstams then selling my foodstamps (to have the money to pay for my new android phone) walking to free clothing closets, walking everywhere cuz i don't have bus money, walking all the way out to the social security office (about 3 miles one-way) only to discover that the social security office thinks i'm still in jail, and i can't prove that i've been released from jail because Dallas County doesn't give out release papers anymore :hypno: sheduled to be a model for a painting next sunday, and having philosophical debates dog park, (same dog park where i once convinced a random woman that her dog was a coyote) i don't really have time for a sex life right now

EDIT
i've also been in "the drunk tank" while i was completely stone-cold sober, it was really sureal
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:lol:
 
Onder said:
I think that an important part of a nice first sex is to lay down on the bed afterwards and ask your girl to bring you a nice cold beer. Then cuddle with her while sipping the awesomeness and listening to her sweet words of praise. It feels better than giving some dirty whore your money and leaving into a rainy, cold, miserable night.
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:rolleyes:
 
Andrea and I ended things last night. It was I who took the initiative to see her and have the inevitable conversation that I knew would take place at some point ever since I got accepted to Iowa. A meaningful relationship simply cannot be maintained when destiny intervenes and there is a definite end-point in sight.

The past four months with her have been nothing but a wonderful experience. No regrets. So I'm so glad that we ended it on a good note, and after a brief interval we should be ready to use the next few months to forge a lasting friendship. It wouldn't be the first time I turned an ex-girlfriend into a best friend.

This is my lesson to you guys: there do exist good women out there, women who are realistic, rational, and mature. We ended our relationship with the same degree of maturity at which we conducted it the whole way through.

So it's back the single life for me. In my last five months here all I can expect is the possible random hookup or at best short-term dalliance. But it's Iowa that I'm now devoting all my energy towards, and we'll see what the future holds there (if I even have the time for it).
 
zabu of nΩd;10229535 said:
Oh, and i want to say something to all the experienced guys who tell virgins things like "be yourself" and "don't overthink": none of you has a fucking clue what you're talking about.

You either got lucky with a really nice girl, or you've developed a successful appearance and conversational style that you take for granted because it came naturally to you and you never had to think about it. Just take a moment to consider that maybe there's some phase of childhood/adolescent development that guys like me missed out on, and actually have to study and train as adults to make up for.


(edit: postjumped by rick. reading his now.)
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I came from a background like yours(not getting laid till I was 22). I just started to ask a lot of girls out. The hint is that girls from your social circle(class, work, whatever) is going to be more likely to fuck you than some stranger on the street. So ask them out too. That's how I got laid.
In conclusion, stop giving a fuck about who rejects you and who accepts you. Try to be agressive, and that will lead to you getting laid.
I'm trying not to overcomplicate this, but: being agressive means making a move on a first date, asking a girl to come back to your place, basically trying to fuck your girl as soon as possible. Touching, then going for a kiss, making out, fingering, then fucking. There you go.
It doesn't always work, but sometimes it will. It's how I get laid.
 
I'm not sure how making a move on the first date would work Derek. It at least wouldn't work with any girl I know.
 
~Derek~ said:
I came from a background like yours(not getting laid till I was 22). I just started to ask a lot of girls out. The hint is that girls from your social circle(class, work, whatever) is going to be more likely to fuck you than some stranger on the street. So ask them out too. That's how I got laid.
In conclusion, stop giving a fuck about who rejects you and who accepts you. Try to be agressive, and that will lead to you getting laid.
I'm trying not to overcomplicate this, but: being agressive means making a move on a first date, asking a girl to come back to your place, basically trying to fuck your girl as soon as possible. Touching, then going for a kiss, making out, fingering, then fucking. There you go.
It doesn't always work, but sometimes it will. It's how I get laid.
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You've come a long way.
 
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