Males and Females

[~Derek~]

I'm not sure how making a move on the first date would work Derek. It at least wouldn't work with any girl I know.

It's how I got a girlfriend who is now in love with me. I can also date and bang other women too, so win-win.

 

[monoxide_child]

fixed the problem i was having at the social security office
i will have money mailed to me in 7 business days

 

[monoxide_child]

Andrea and I ended things last night. It was I who took the initiative to see her and have the inevitable conversation that I knew would take place at some point ever since I got accepted to Iowa. A meaningful relationship simply cannot be maintained when destiny intervenes and there is a definite end-point in sight.

The past four months with her have been nothing but a wonderful experience. No regrets. So I'm so glad that we ended it on a good note, and after a brief interval we should be ready to use the next few months to forge a lasting friendship. It wouldn't be the first time I turned an ex-girlfriend into a best friend.

This is my lesson to you guys: there do exist good women out there, women who are realistic, rational, and mature. We ended our relationship with the same degree of maturity at which we conducted it the whole way through.

So it's back the single life for me. In my last five months here all I can expect is the possible random hookup or at best short-term dalliance. But it's Iowa that I'm now devoting all my energy towards, and we'll see what the future holds there (if I even have the time for it).

my latest ex-girlfriend doesn't even know that i'm out of jail yet, and our relationship ended with her lying to the police, (which was what got me into jail to begin with) so i don't think i could do the whole "being friends with my ex thing" that people keep talking about

 

[monoxide_child]

Oh, and i want to say something to all the experienced guys who tell virgins things like "be yourself" and "don't overthink": none of you has a fucking clue what you're talking about.

You either got lucky with a really nice girl, or you've developed a successful appearance and conversational style that you take for granted because it came naturally to you and you never had to think about it. Just take a moment to consider that maybe there's some phase of childhood/adolescent development that guys like me missed out on, and actually have to study and train as adults to make up for.

i have a lot of male friends that lost their virginity with a hooker, but they all used "classy escorts" instead of the "streetwalkers" they said that losing their virginity with a "classy enough" escort isn't at all the awkwardness that they would have experienced with a random girl,
i myself lost my virginity with a cougar who had grandkids older than me, she knew i was a virgin and she "taught" me "how to have sex" it was very clearly a completely totally different experience that what she would have done with me if she hadn't known she was taking my virginity, i'm assuming a hooker would be the same way, if you're asking ME how to loose your virginity, my instructions would be to just go out and actually tell everyone you know that you're a virgin, if everyone knows you're a virgin ahead of time, you'll eventually get into bed with a girl who already knows you're a virgin before she ever even decides to speak to you, and when she decides to take a guy's virginity, she'll be sweet and kind and gentle enough that it will be a pleasant experience for you instead of the horrendously crappy experience that 95% of the people have when they lose their virginity

 

[monoxide_child]

make her sit on your face and fuck herself on your tongue with her asshole, that never fails to get me hard, even from the most pitiful limp shrunken state after being in the freezing cold.

tell her in a gentle but authoritative voice "encule-toi sur ma langue, je t'en prie"


nice!

most straight guys would rather eat pussy than perform a rimjob

also
fucking the sister while my girlfriend watched and fingered herself was kinda fun but it would have been even more fun if either of them had actually looked sexy

 

[SentinelSlain]

Christ your life sounds a bit grim. What was jail like? Did you avoid rape?

 

[CF87]

Christ your life sounds a bit grim. What was jail like? Did you avoid rape?

It seems like a lot of people prefere Jail.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I'm becoming annoyed with girls that I'm interested in discriminating against me because of my non-beliefs, especially when the figure "God" is the only difference between them and me in terms of interests, morality, and ethics.

 

[Xorv]

ugh, just had one of the worst experiences in my life. Was doing salvia with this girl in my house when my mom caught us and started bitching. Took her back to her dorm (which generally has a lot of ppl but was empty today, but my dumbass thought it would be safer at my house cuz this crazy bitch has caught me smoking weed before and doesn't say anything) and she asked if I wanted to hang out a little bit more and I said yes but by that point the mood was squashed completely. I wasn't really feeling a connection between us before this incident (known her for about 6 months and she lives in a town about 90 miles away), but if I had my own place....who knows, right? Now I know why I have such trouble getting a fucking girl, I live with a psychotic lunatic mother fucker who still thinks im fucking 12. Where else am I suppose to take a girl so we can be alone? the fucking woods? that's some ridiculous shit.

@zabu of nod: If you have your own place I don't see what could be so hard about fucking a non-hooker (not even classy escort even though they cost a lot) and just getting a normal girl you meet whether through social circles or a social medium and trying to get her back to your place. I guarantee a little bit of aggressiveness and maybe some alcohol and she'll be more than willing to give it up. However, if you don't have your own place then it seems your stuck in the same boat as me >_> fuck....

 

[SentinelSlain]

Move somewhere less retarded.


edit, @b.o.

 

[Vimana]

I'm becoming annoyed with girls that I'm interested in discriminating against me because of my non-beliefs, especially when the figure "God" is the only difference between them and me in terms of interests, morality, and ethics.

Move out of southern Maryland, then. No one gives a fuck that I'm an atheist here.

 

[sevag00]

Why? Do you want someone to give a fuck?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Vimana is still hyped up over the atheist rally. He's ready to join a revolution

 

[Vimana]

Why? Do you want someone to give a fuck?

No. It has nothing to do with me. Read the post I was quoting. If he doesn't want that to happen, he should come to where I live (which isn't in southern Maryland) where people don't care about people being atheists.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

It's not really the area that I live in that's the problem, there are lots of atheists around here. It's my fault really, because I'm not looking for sex, so to speak. Since I'm not looking for sex in the short term (obviously I am in the long term), I don't act overtly sexual with girls that I am getting to know. I would rather take sex off of the table for a while until I know that I really care for somebody. If you take this approach with 90% of women, you are in the friend zone. I know how to appeal to the 90% of women that my particular approach does not work for, but taking that route makes me feel like I'm lowering myself and compromising on some of my convictions. So, I go after girls that are also not looking for sex in the short-term, but they all turn out to be very religious. It's a bit of a conundrum that I've worked myself into.

 

[monoxide_child]

Christ your life sounds a bit grim.

actually, my life is not as sad as i made it out to be, once you get past the whole "i no longer have TV" freaking out thing, walking around with the homeless isn't really so bad, i've got free access to internet to make up for the lack of TV, tons of free food, (yes dallas really does have morbidly obese homeless people) and sleeping outdoors isn't really that bad after you get over the initial "OMG i'm sleeping outdoors!!!"
the number of black homeless people outnumber the white homeless people to such a vast amount that all the white homeless people hang out with each other, we're kinda a tribe, we all know each other and we all help out each other, and they all knew me from before i was in jail and they were all asked why i was in jail and they were all worried when i suddenly unexpectedly dissapeared, and they helped me with stuff like selling my foodstamps and getting me a phone even though i don't have a state id

 

[monoxide_child]

What was jail like? Did you avoid rape?

Dallas County Jail totally sucks a lot worse than the other county jails
Denton County Jail for example is so much fun that homeless people actually go commit crimes in Denton county just so they can get to go to Denton County Jail, Denton Jail is like being stuck in an awesome hotel, you can't leave but you don't really want to
But
I got stuck going to Dallas County Jail, which sucks so bad, and takes so much longer to go to court than any other county, that i ended up signing for "time served" just to get out that day instead of "fighting my case" which would have made me stuck in jail for another several months
i didn't have to worry about getting raped becuase i signed "the gay card" so i could get moved to a "homosexual dorm" where all the sex is consensual and everyone is mellow where the straight people don't have to worry about violent gory fistfights happening every 5 min

 

[monoxide_child]

I'm up for cougars. Might even be worth focusing on that age group for dating sites particularly. Don't think it's to my advantage to go telling people i'm a virgin though, it might be more pleasant once i'm actually in bed but it'll lower the odds of getting there in the first place.

trust me
if you go out and just tell EVERYONE YOU KNOW that you're a virgin, you'll eventually end up loosing your virginity through the efforts of people actually trying to get you laid, all you have to do is actually ask people for help with loosing your virginity

 

[monoxide_child]

I'm becoming annoyed with girls that I'm interested in discriminating against me because of my non-beliefs, especially when the figure "God" is the only difference between them and me in terms of interests, morality, and ethics.

the problem you're experiencing is way worse down here in "The Bible Belt"

i know it souds weird but my advice to you is to get some sort of horrendously sacrilegious/blasphemous image/word on the back of your hand and then just date the woman who says "i love your tattoo"

I myself actually have DCLXVI tattooed on the back of my left hand

 

[monoxide_child]

Where else am I suppose to take a girl so we can be alone?

if it's a girl who's sleeping outside, or in a homeless shelter, you can take her to a cheap motel room that you've rented for one night, she'll have sex with you just so she can be in a motel room for a night