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Xorv
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They don't believe you're out of jail, but you're standing right in front of them at a social security office.....That's Texas for you 
Zephyrus
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Andrea and I ended things last night. It was I who took the initiative to see her and have the inevitable conversation that I knew would take place at some point ever since I got accepted to Iowa. A meaningful relationship simply cannot be maintained when destiny intervenes and there is a definite end-point in sight.
The past four months with her have been nothing but a wonderful experience. No regrets. So I'm so glad that we ended it on a good note, and after a brief interval we should be ready to use the next few months to forge a lasting friendship. It wouldn't be the first time I turned an ex-girlfriend into a best friend.
This is my lesson to you guys: there do exist good women out there, women who are realistic, rational, and mature. We ended our relationship with the same degree of maturity at which we conducted it the whole way through.
So it's back the single life for me. In my last five months here all I can expect is the possible random hookup or at best short-term dalliance. But it's Iowa that I'm now devoting all my energy towards, and we'll see what the future holds there (if I even have the time for it).
The past four months with her have been nothing but a wonderful experience. No regrets. So I'm so glad that we ended it on a good note, and after a brief interval we should be ready to use the next few months to forge a lasting friendship. It wouldn't be the first time I turned an ex-girlfriend into a best friend.
This is my lesson to you guys: there do exist good women out there, women who are realistic, rational, and mature. We ended our relationship with the same degree of maturity at which we conducted it the whole way through.
So it's back the single life for me. In my last five months here all I can expect is the possible random hookup or at best short-term dalliance. But it's Iowa that I'm now devoting all my energy towards, and we'll see what the future holds there (if I even have the time for it).
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I came from a background like yours(not getting laid till I was 22). I just started to ask a lot of girls out. The hint is that girls from your social circle(class, work, whatever) is going to be more likely to fuck you than some stranger on the street. So ask them out too. That's how I got laid.zabu of nΩd;10229535 said:
In conclusion, stop giving a fuck about who rejects you and who accepts you. Try to be agressive, and that will lead to you getting laid.
I'm trying not to overcomplicate this, but: being agressive means making a move on a first date, asking a girl to come back to your place, basically trying to fuck your girl as soon as possible. Touching, then going for a kiss, making out, fingering, then fucking. There you go.
It doesn't always work, but sometimes it will. It's how I get laid.
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Or you could cave to peer pressure and bang the drunk ugly heifer in your buddy's spare bedroom like I did. Worst sex of my life.
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EDIT: It's pretty important to show your true intentions asap and not become girly friends while waiting for a good moment to strike.
It's how I got a girlfriend who is now in love with me. I can also date and bang other women too, so win-win.
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fixed the problem i was having at the social security office
i will have money mailed to me in 7 business days
monoxide_child
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my latest ex-girlfriend doesn't even know that i'm out of jail yet, and our relationship ended with her lying to the police, (which was what got me into jail to begin with) so i don't think i could do the whole "being friends with my ex thing" that people keep talking about
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zabu of nΩd;10229535 said:
i have a lot of male friends that lost their virginity with a hooker, but they all used "classy escorts" instead of the "streetwalkers" they said that losing their virginity with a "classy enough" escort isn't at all the awkwardness that they would have experienced with a random girl,
i myself lost my virginity with a cougar who had grandkids older than me, she knew i was a virgin and she "taught" me "how to have sex" it was very clearly a completely totally different experience that what she would have done with me if she hadn't known she was taking my virginity, i'm assuming a hooker would be the same way, if you're asking ME how to loose your virginity, my instructions would be to just go out and actually tell everyone you know that you're a virgin, if everyone knows you're a virgin ahead of time, you'll eventually get into bed with a girl who already knows you're a virgin before she ever even decides to speak to you, and when she decides to take a guy's virginity, she'll be sweet and kind and gentle enough that it will be a pleasant experience for you instead of the horrendously crappy experience that 95% of the people have when they lose their virginity
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