Males and Females

[King Richard]

aug to the rescue. No, but seriously, I don't do rimjobs. Ever. I'll just make her blow me before we get down to business next time. I'm just praying this was a freak occurrence, because I've never had a problem like this before. After doing some research, it could maybe be due to stress from school as well as an enormous increase in my alcohol intake?

Alcohol is clearly the culprit here. Just don't drink so much next time and if need be, pop a viagra when she isn't looking so that you can make up for last time and pound her into submission.

 

[CF87]

If her Butthole touches your tongue and you don't have a boner... well. I don't know.

 

[waif]

If you can't get it up, just go down on her/shove a couple fingers in. She'll appreciate the effort enough to make up for the disappointment, at least, and it might relieve the stress enough to let you get it up. Beyond that, just don't get so damn drunk in the first place.

 

[The Butt]

So I went to the bar last night. I was stoned as fuck, and met a girl I used to know in high school.

I tell ya boys and girls, I have no game whatsoever. I was thinking all night about just going up and dancing with the broad, but I just... couldn't, I froze up. Fml.

 

[King Richard]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQArDMKdSVc&t=33s[/ame]

 

[Personified Hatred]

at least the women that are willing to have sex with me

the last girl i had sex with schizophrenic and refering to herself in the 3rd person
she was also narcisistic, refering to herself as "The Goddess"
she was completely obsesed with me
and she was bi-polar with her 2 poles being
A) wanting to have freaky-kinky sex with me
and
B)wanting to kill me
and finnally lying to the cops and getting me arrested for atempted murder (which with no evidence was eventually dropped)

I want your schizophrenic girlfriend! In my life nothing exciting happens (including being arrested or messing with police), at least that would be less monotonous.

 

[Vimana]

Broke things off. Woot. Now my life is going to be the fucking same.

 

[Zephyrus]

RJ needs to stop dressing like Ash Ketchum.

 

[damnromulans]

Uh, don't shove A COUPLE fingers in a woman, one is plenty and it tightens around whatever goes in there so you're making it more loose-y goose-y for yourself by using more fingers.

Grant, fuck it, just be yourself and find a woman who appreciates that. We live in similar areas (decent sized capital cities with blah cultural offerings) and most people are boring and dumb and it is a pain trying to find anyone who isn't. I've talked to you on the phone, you're nerdy and a little awkward but you know how to hold a conversation and contribute interestingly.

Overwatch, Onder, you guys rule!

 

[Der Morgenstern]

I think I've fallen in love.

 

[Onder]

Uh, don't shove A COUPLE fingers in a woman, one is plenty and it tightens around whatever goes in there so you're making it more loose-y goose-y for yourself by using more fingers.

I think that you finger yourself while writing posts like this. I think it's your fetish to describe sex to people.

 

[waif]

Uh, don't shove A COUPLE fingers in a woman, one is plenty and it tightens around whatever goes in there so you're making it more loose-y goose-y for yourself by using more fingers.

I find that two is the right number...as a general rule I need to loosen it up anyways. It depends on the purpose, though. 2 is to spread moisture around and loosen it up a bit so the whole thing works better when I stick it in. 3 is just to see how much will fit. One is pretty good for actually trying to pleasure her if I'm not planning on sex, otherwise two is good for that as well.

2 fingers together have less circumference than a dick, so it's not gonna stretch it out too much.

Depends on the girl, her vagina, and her preferences, of course.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

So fisting is not acceptable?

 

[Onder]

I don't even like fisting anyway. It looks like punching and missing unexpectedly.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Grant, fuck it, just be yourself and find a woman who appreciates that. We live in similar areas (decent sized capital cities with blah cultural offerings) and most people are boring and dumb and it is a pain trying to find anyone who isn't. I've talked to you on the phone, you're nerdy and a little awkward but you know how to hold a conversation and contribute interestingly.

Yeah i know i can hold a conversation fine, but it's not the right kind of conversation for most girls. It would be dandy if i happened to meet a girl who could appreciate who i am, but i have a feeling that counting on that to happen will keep me a continuing frontrunner for 40-year-old virginhood. I'd rather learn to have different types of conversations, and be able to use the right one for each girl i meet.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Btw Dak's advice about keeping up with pop culture isn't a bad idea.

 

[Dak]

Btw Dak's advice about keeping up with pop culture isn't a bad idea.

The most key part is knowing your target audience. IE: Don't follow UFC or Jersey Shore or whatever if everyone around you hates it, etc.

 

[The Butt]

RJ needs to stop dressing like Ash Ketchum.

The scenester look is sooo in, though. :V

 

[Episteme]

I've never understood the concept of play dates. Someone explain it to me.

 

[damnromulans]

I think that you finger yourself while writing posts like this. I think it's your fetish to describe sex to people.

Nah brah. It's just like talking about my coffee mug or Post-It notes to me.