Males and Females

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

My family actually became an animal's "pet". A stray cat wandered into our yard and hasn't left. We set out food for him, we pet and hold him, and let him in the garage when it's raining, so he's had incentive to stay, but I would hardly call myself a pet owner. It's almost the other way around.

 

[Vimana]

That's pretty much how it is with cats. I've heard people say "dogs have owners, cats have staff."

 

[SentinelSlain]

Date with the new girl went fairly well. We were snogging and she got me to lick off some beer that got spilt onto her tits. She couldn't take her eyes (or hands) off me.

 

[Vimana]

 

[Zephyrus]

Hope it was good beer.

 

[monoxide_child]

Did you do a serious study of this?

yes

 

[monoxide_child]

i just saw her in an ankle-length flowy, puffy skirt, and it was as weird as hell, she usually wears spandex-tight pants

she lost the skirt, spent a whole 10 min bitching to me about it, so now she's back to wearing stretch-pants, which make me stare at her perfectly shaped jiggly ass

also saw her in make-up for the very first time
she's an alchoholic pothead, and her bi-polar med makes her as high as a kite so i figured her putting on make up would look crazy as hell like http://pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com/image_cache/131475534333682.jpg but suprizingly, it looked georgeuos, she's got the kind of georgous face that doesn't need any make-up, and the make-up was done so incredibly well that it made her unmistakeably the most gorgous woman in the crowded room, it was very surreal, also, having a one-night-stand and then seeing the girl every day isn't turning out to be anywhere near as bad as i expected

 

[arg]

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[Master_Yoda77]

^ Aug, we should meet up in Europe. Maybe bang a few whores... maybe not.

 

[Zephyrus]

Am I the only one so far who crossed the Atlantic and met a fellow UMer? I met up with the artist formerly known as (M)aggot in Poland in '07. We went barhopping. Good fun.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I thought you met Onder as well? I hope to meet Onder in July sometime and drink fucking Urquell's or whatever is good in Prague.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Hope it was good beer.

Pilsner. I was drinking pina coladas for some reason or other :danceboy:

I'm up for meeting up with whoever while I'm here if anyone's up for it. I might be going to Germany soon, for a short visit. I don't know of any UM fags there though.

 

[damnromulans]

I thought you met Onder as well? I hope to meet Onder in July sometime and drink fucking Urquell's or whatever is good in Prague.

Bitencourt29 met Onder in Prague IIRC.

I am so visiting King Richard if and when he does that study abroad in Germany thing.

 

[monoxide_child]

took a new buddy who is a 4 foot tall midget whoring with me today.

about a year ago i had sex with a older woman who was only 3'11, (her tall-as-hell kids were the same age as me) it was just as fun as doing it with a tall person

Am I the only one so far who crossed the Atlantic and met a fellow UMer?

i'm not going anywhere to meet anyone
if you wanna see me face-2-face you're gonna have to come to me

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Pilsner. I was drinking pina coladas for some reason or other :danceboy:

I'm up for meeting up with whoever while I'm here if anyone's up for it. I might be going to Germany soon, for a short visit. I don't know of any UM fags there though.

So where are you again, and for how long?

 

[monoxide_child]

she's back to wearing stretch-pants, which make me stare at her perfectly shaped jiggly ass

also saw her in make-up for the very first time
she's an alchoholic pothead, and her bi-polar med makes her as high as a kite so i figured her putting on make up would look crazy as hell like http://pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com/image_cache/131475534333682.jpg but suprizingly, it looked georgeuos, she's got the kind of georgous face that doesn't need any make-up, and the make-up was done so incredibly well that it made her unmistakeably the most gorgous woman in the crowded room, it was very surreal, also, having a one-night-stand and then seeing the girl every day isn't turning out to be anywhere near as bad as i expected

saw her this morning, again she had on this incredibly amazing make-up on, and she looked so freaking sexy i wanted to take a picture but i couldn't cuz i don't have access to a camera because someone else is walking around playing "angry birds" on the touch-screen camera-phone that i paid for

 

[The Butt]

My fuck, do I ever have the biggest crush on this one broad. We don't hang often, but when we do, hanging out with her only intensifies it.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Prague till july, maybe a bit longer, I dread going back tbh. England can be a bit shit.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I really really REALLY really fucking want to go to Hell's Pleasure Fest in Germany in July and I'm trying to convince Onder/Zabu to attend... assuming I can find time off for school to make it and the tickets don't sell out.

Otherwise we need to have a big UM meet in Europe.

 

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^ There's a strong possibility I'll attend that fest since I'll be living in Germany from June-December. Tickets are dirt cheap so I won't have to worry about getting a ticket anytime soon either.