Males and Females

[King Richard]

Living with my ex indefinitely. Sharing a bed. Life is misery.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

The deal is she graduated from college in December. She doesn't have the best relationship with any of her family members. The plan was for her to move from Oakland to LA to live with me, but I realized that this relationship was no longer working for me. So I tried to break it off... but then I somehow fucked up and got guilty and told her we should try again.

So she comes to LA and we haven't been getting along for the past three months. I realize that I was right the first time and this relationship really isn't right for me. So we agree to break it off for real this time. However, she hasn't found a job and has nowhere else to live, so we're still living together until she has enough money to get her own place. Right now there are no signs of that happening in the near future. So yeah, this is the shittiest living situation ever.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Personal/Pervert Question: you still boning?

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Personal/Pervert Question: you still boning?

Off and on. At first we weren't and that led to a lot of fighting. Then we started having really crazy impersonal sex. She started having me tell her about my fantasies of fucking other girls while I was fucking her. I don't know why she liked thy but it got her off a lot. However, that's also problematic when you've been with someone for years.

So anyway, eventually she wanted to have romantic sex again, and we tried but it's the worst sex ever now. There's just no chemistry and mastribation is better for both us. So now were not fucking, but we probably will at some point, just considering the circumstances, even though it's better if we don't.

 

[damnromulans]

So what the fuck is up with women being obsessed and attached to their animals?...Shit is such a fucking turn off. I can understand loving your pets, but when it gets crossed over the line, shit gets weird.

Pet owners in general are a turnoff. I like people who are good with/like animals but don't own any.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

My family actually became an animal's "pet". A stray cat wandered into our yard and hasn't left. We set out food for him, we pet and hold him, and let him in the garage when it's raining, so he's had incentive to stay, but I would hardly call myself a pet owner. It's almost the other way around.

 

[Vimana]

That's pretty much how it is with cats. I've heard people say "dogs have owners, cats have staff."

 

[SentinelSlain]

Date with the new girl went fairly well. We were snogging and she got me to lick off some beer that got spilt onto her tits. She couldn't take her eyes (or hands) off me.

 

[Vimana]

 

[Zephyrus]

Hope it was good beer.

 

[monoxide_child]

Did you do a serious study of this?

yes

 

[monoxide_child]

i just saw her in an ankle-length flowy, puffy skirt, and it was as weird as hell, she usually wears spandex-tight pants

she lost the skirt, spent a whole 10 min bitching to me about it, so now she's back to wearing stretch-pants, which make me stare at her perfectly shaped jiggly ass

also saw her in make-up for the very first time
she's an alchoholic pothead, and her bi-polar med makes her as high as a kite so i figured her putting on make up would look crazy as hell like http://pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com/image_cache/131475534333682.jpg but suprizingly, it looked georgeuos, she's got the kind of georgous face that doesn't need any make-up, and the make-up was done so incredibly well that it made her unmistakeably the most gorgous woman in the crowded room, it was very surreal, also, having a one-night-stand and then seeing the girl every day isn't turning out to be anywhere near as bad as i expected

 

[arg]

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[Master_Yoda77]

^ Aug, we should meet up in Europe. Maybe bang a few whores... maybe not.

 

[Zephyrus]

Am I the only one so far who crossed the Atlantic and met a fellow UMer? I met up with the artist formerly known as (M)aggot in Poland in '07. We went barhopping. Good fun.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I thought you met Onder as well? I hope to meet Onder in July sometime and drink fucking Urquell's or whatever is good in Prague.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Hope it was good beer.

Pilsner. I was drinking pina coladas for some reason or other :danceboy:

I'm up for meeting up with whoever while I'm here if anyone's up for it. I might be going to Germany soon, for a short visit. I don't know of any UM fags there though.

 

[damnromulans]

I thought you met Onder as well? I hope to meet Onder in July sometime and drink fucking Urquell's or whatever is good in Prague.

Bitencourt29 met Onder in Prague IIRC.

I am so visiting King Richard if and when he does that study abroad in Germany thing.

 

[monoxide_child]

took a new buddy who is a 4 foot tall midget whoring with me today.

about a year ago i had sex with a older woman who was only 3'11, (her tall-as-hell kids were the same age as me) it was just as fun as doing it with a tall person

Am I the only one so far who crossed the Atlantic and met a fellow UMer?

i'm not going anywhere to meet anyone
if you wanna see me face-2-face you're gonna have to come to me

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Pilsner. I was drinking pina coladas for some reason or other :danceboy:

I'm up for meeting up with whoever while I'm here if anyone's up for it. I might be going to Germany soon, for a short visit. I don't know of any UM fags there though.

So where are you again, and for how long?