Males and Females

Monoxide is banned from this thread. I won't be able to get a boner for a fuckin' month after the pictures he just posted.
 
Haifa Wehbe: Michael Jackson nose aside, DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD (the good kind)

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Me and my girlfriend's one month is soon, like in 2 days haha. I'm gonna have to impress the fuck out of her.
 
Is she twelve? I've never met a girl who cared about one month anniversaries after middle school.
 
Nope. And she really hasn't mentioned a thing, I'm just trying to make a good impression. :V Plus I'm smitten as fuck, soooo
 
Just send her something cute in the mail that doesn't cost more than $20 or whatever. Overdoing it implies you are a desperate loser no matter how old or young you are :P
 
That's actually what I was thinking. :3 It's pretty much all I can do, the relationship being long-distance and all, heh.
 
Sara Jay is hot

you're clearly saying this sarcastically, but other people would have said it without the sarcasm, my whole fucking point was that different people have conflicting ideas about what constitutes sexy, the money Sara Jay makes is from the men that think her face is sexy

Remy Lacroix and Amber Priddy make their money from the men that think huge soft jiggling butt-cheeks are sexy even though most of the people on this thread are attracted to "bulletproof buns of steel"
 
The second looks like a wannabe Ramona Flowers. The only person who portrayed her well was Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
 
the first one is kinda old with skin starting to sag. the second one is very doable.