Males and Females

[monoxide_child]

I wonder how hard it is to find a dominatrix that's really pretty and quite young.

pretty hard, i'd say
alot of dominatrixes make alot of money, like so much money that if you found one that look "really pretty", i'd tell you it's because she's had expensive-as-hell cosmetic surgery that she's completely paid for all by herself

also
it be hard to find a dominatrix that's "quite young" because the young women aren't really into the whole "dominating males" thing
the dominatrixes that i know are all women that didn't even start being a dominatrix until after they turned 30
although, i do know some that actually look less-than-half-their-age because they've had some really awesomely done face-lifts

 

[Akirahito]

Flabby midsection, no hips, no ass. Not even remotely CLOSE to perfect at all. wtf is wrong with you




Oh some men and their ridiculous notion that women need to be anorexic to be attractive. No woman should have to starve herself to death for men to like them. OMG, I ate 1/8 of a cup of yogurt today. I think I gained 2 ounces. Time to throw this shit up.

 

[King Richard]

...says the guy insecure about his own weight desperately trying to put on muscle

What does that have to do with me ripping on Mort for having shitty taste and posting tampered evidence to support his shitty taste?

Yes, I'm insecure about my body weight and am actually doing something it. Explain to me wtf that has to do with anything, woman! I demand answers! My shit ain't perfect which gives me the right to rip on others who also don't have perfect bodies. Kind of like how you can only say nigga or my pals if you're black amirite?

Solid logic methinks.

Flabby midsection, no hips, no ass. Not even remotely CLOSE to perfect at all. wtf is wrong with you




Oh some men and their ridiculous notion that women need to be anorexic to be attractive. No woman should have to starve herself to death for men to like them. OMG, I ate 1/8 of a cup of yogurt today. I think I gained 2 ounces. Time to throw this shit up.

That's not the point you dolt. The topic of discussion was quite clearly "perfect body." This isn't nearly as subjective as I'm sure you'd claim it be, because here in the real world, having a flabby midsection, no hips, and no ass does not warrant the title of "perfect body." Did you even see who I mentioned as having the perfect body? Clearly you didn't, you're just too interested in being snarky and taking comments at face value to actually formulate a coherent opinion on the subject at hand.

What
the
fuck
is with the people on this board lately?


goooooooddddddddddddddddddddd

 

[Vimana]

Yeah, seriously. Arguing about whose subjective interpretation of something is objectively correct and shit.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

This is good stuff!

 

[King Richard]

Yeah, seriously. Arguing about whose subjective interpretation of something is objectively correct and shit.

It's not subjective. You lose.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

It's not subjective. You lose.

It changes within culture, region, and history. It is pretty damn subjective.

As far as people on this forum lately, your posts certainly have been more emotive and a bit too attached to the subjects at hand as of late.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

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[King Richard]

It changes within culture, region, and history. It is pretty damn subjective.

As far as people on this forum lately, your posts certainly have been more emotive and a bit too attached to the subjects at hand as of late.

Nope. I have impeccable taste as I have looked at over a thousand beautiful women in the mirror and if there is one thing in this world I know it's beautiful women.

 

[Vimana]

You have looked at their faces from every angle, measured their nose width, ratio, etc., you have studied what makes them attractive?

Okay, I'll give an actual argument:

Yes, there are certain traits that we primally respond to: large, perky breasts indicate youth, which means healthier offspring, wide hips indicate safer childbirth, higher voices indicate more estrogen, proportionality indicates good genetic makeup, etc.

However, compared to other animals, our brains are like putty on a lot of fundamental levels. The more intelligent animals get, the more primally detached from sexuality they tend to get, to the point that they can actually not know how to have sex if they're never taught. So this has caused sexual attraction to take on different forms in different settings, including heterosexual men taking pleasure in fucking one another between the thighs.

Our sexuality is not purely primal (hence contraception, and our ability to feel dread at having an offspring, something completely in the face of evolution), so sexy is not really objectively defined. On the other hand, sexy is not totally subjective, or else we'd have as many people finding random things like phones and dartboards as sexually attractive as the opposite sex.

 

[KafkaX]

I wonder how hard it is to find a dominatrix that's really pretty and quite young.

Its quite easy to find them in here in LA.

 

[Akirahito]

What does that have to do with me ripping on Mort for having shitty taste and posting tampered evidence to support his shitty taste?

Yes, I'm insecure about my body weight and am actually doing something it. Explain to me wtf that has to do with anything, woman! I demand answers! My shit ain't perfect which gives me the right to rip on others who also don't have perfect bodies. Kind of like how you can only say nigga or my pals if you're black amirite?

Solid logic methinks.



That's not the point you dolt. The topic of discussion was quite clearly "perfect body." This isn't nearly as subjective as I'm sure you'd claim it be, because here in the real world, having a flabby midsection, no hips, and no ass does not warrant the title of "perfect body." Did you even see who I mentioned as having the perfect body? Clearly you didn't, you're just too interested in being snarky and taking comments at face value to actually formulate a coherent opinion on the subject at hand.

What
the
fuck
is with the people on this board lately?


goooooooddddddddddddddddddddd

No need to be all butt hurt about it. Big baby.

 

[King Richard]

No need to be all butt hurt about it. Big baby.

k, lets hug it out

 

[King Richard]

You have looked at their faces from every angle, measured their nose width, ratio, etc., you have studied what makes them attractive?

Hah! Ya, I forgot about those points. Sorry, I have a hard time remembering dumb shit crazy people say.

Okay, I'll give an actual argument:

Yes, there are certain traits that we primally respond to: large, perky breasts indicate youth, which means healthier offspring, wide hips indicate safer childbirth, higher voices indicate more estrogen, proportionality indicates good genetic makeup, etc.

However, compared to other animals, our brains are like putty on a lot of fundamental levels. The more intelligent animals get, the more primally detached from sexuality they tend to get, to the point that they can actually not know how to have sex if they're never taught. So this has caused sexual attraction to take on different forms in different settings, including heterosexual men taking pleasure in fucking one another between the thighs.

Our sexuality is not purely primal (hence contraception, and our ability to feel dread at having an offspring, something completely in the face of evolution), so sexy is not really objectively defined. On the other hand, sexy is not totally subjective, or else we'd have as many people finding random things like phones and dartboards as sexually attractive as the opposite sex.

Well said but Kate Upton is still meh, and that's a fact!

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

You would fuck Kate Upton just so you could brag that you banged a celebrity and you know it.

 

[Akirahito]

k, lets hug it out

ehug

 

[damnromulans]

What does that have to do with me ripping on Mort for having shitty taste and posting tampered evidence to support his shitty taste?

Yes, I'm insecure about my body weight and am actually doing something it. Explain to me wtf that has to do with anything, woman! I demand answers! My shit ain't perfect which gives me the right to rip on others who also don't have perfect bodies. Kind of like how you can only say nigga or my pals if you're black amirite?

No, people who are secure and happy with their own bodies usually don't sit around nitpicking other people's bodies because they don't give a shit.

I don't think Kate Upton is all that either - but I'm not gonna sit around and dissect everything I don't like about her, especially that which cannot be changed (not everyone has hips and butt and it's not their job to have those things either). Also, shouldn't you be praising Mort for choosing a woman of legal age?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

She's more of a BJ than a bang.

 

[monoxide_child]

Flabby midsection, no hips, no ass. Not even remotely CLOSE to perfect at all. wtf is wrong with you
Oh some men and their ridiculous notion that women need to be anorexic to be attractive. No woman should have to starve herself to death for men to like them. OMG, I ate 1/8 of a cup of yogurt today. I think I gained 2 ounces. Time to throw this shit up.

females are supposed to be soft and fluffy

Nope. I have impeccable taste as I have looked at over a thousand beautiful women in the mirror and if there is one thing in this world I know it's beautiful women.

you could have said this sarcastically and it would have been funny, saying it seriously is just sad

You have looked at their faces from every angle, measured their nose width, ratio, etc., you have studied what makes them attractive?

https://www.google.com/#hl=en&sugex...cp.r_qf.&fp=4c4e4dd9cacdc02d&biw=1366&bih=667

Okay, I'll give an actual argument:

Yes, there are certain traits that we primally respond to: large, perky breasts indicate youth, which means healthier offspring, wide hips indicate safer childbirth, higher voices indicate more estrogen, proportionality indicates good genetic makeup, etc.

However, compared to other animals, our brains are like putty on a lot of fundamental levels. The more intelligent animals get, the more primally detached from sexuality they tend to get, to the point that they can actually not know how to have sex if they're never taught. So this has caused sexual attraction to take on different forms in different settings, including heterosexual men taking pleasure in fucking one another between the thighs.

Our sexuality is not purely primal (hence contraception, and our ability to feel dread at having an offspring, something completely in the face of evolution), so sexy is not really objectively defined. On the other hand, sexy is not totally subjective, or else we'd have as many people finding random things like phones and dartboards as sexually attractive as the opposite sex.

"sexy" is not universal
there are people sexually attracted to objects instead of people
costuming fetishes/shoe fetishes/Zoophilia etc etc etc where men can't orgasm with another human in the room
homosexuality has a genetic component, homosexuality happens with animals http://www.news-medical.net/news/2006/10/23/20718.aspx

 

[SomeGuyDude]

You would fuck Kate Upton just so you could brag that you banged a celebrity and you know it.

I'd fuck Zach Galifianakis to be able to say I banged a celebrity.