Males and Females

[King Richard]

you could have said this sarcastically and it would have been funny, saying it seriously is just sad

It's not sad bro, it's the truth. It's what I train for and strive to do with my daily life. I realize I have the greatest taste in women among other things in this world. My main purpose in this life is to spread my impeccable taste all those who are willing to listen. It's not my fault you cannot see the glory in my taste.

 

[monoxide_child]

It's not sad bro, it's the truth. It's what I train for and strive to do with my daily life. I realize I have the greatest taste in women among other things in this world. My main purpose in this life is to spread my impeccable taste all those who are willing to listen. It's not my fault you cannot see the glory in my taste.

are you doing an impression of Stephen Colbert??
you know that's a fictional character when he's on The Colbert Report, right?

 

[King Richard]

I don't even know who that is. Like I said, I enjoy focusing all of my energy into studying what makes people attractive and how my taste is so much better than everyone else's.

 

[monoxide_child]

I don't even know who that is. Like I said, I enjoy focusing all of my energy into studying what makes people attractive and how my taste is so much better than everyone else's.

do a fucking google-search before you say you "don't know who that is" in response to someone referencing a celeb

also
you're a narcissistic jack-ass

 

[King Richard]

I think you're jealous honestly. I can teach you what I've learned thus far if you'd like. And please, no need to name call please.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

You two are incredibly cute.

 

[monoxide_child]

I enjoy focusing all of my energy into studying what makes people attractive and how my taste is so much better than everyone else's.

seriously?!?
what the hell?!?
this sentence would have made so much more sense if you'd said it sarcastically

 

[King Richard]

Well, I'm sorry it doesn't make any sense to you but it makes perfect sense to me. Why do I have to be sarcastic, I don't understand.

 

[monoxide_child]

Why do I have to be sarcastic, I don't understand.

you are being completely serious while saying sentences that i would have said totally sarcastically, how hard is it to understand that idea???

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

you are being completely serious while saying sentences that i would have said totally sarcastically, how hard is it to understand that idea???

Probably because his premise is incredibly solid. I've actually been commissioning him for lessons over the last month, and my tastes have improved ten fold.

 

[monoxide_child]

Probably because his premise is incredibly solid. I've actually been commissioning him for lessons over the last month, and my tastes have improved ten fold.

see
i can't tell if you're joking or not

 

[SomeGuyDude]

Just assume they're joking and move on. If they are, hooray. If not, the only people suffering are them. It's all good.

 

[monoxide_child]

Just assume they're joking and move on. If they are, hooray. If not, the only people suffering are them. It's all good.

yeah
you're right

if they're pranking, they fooled me
if they're not, they're idiots
either way i'm moving on

 

[Satanstoenail]

if they're pranking, they fooled me

The only way it could have been more obvious that they were joking is if they clobbered you over the head with a giant sign that said "WE ARE TROLLING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU".

 

[Onder]

The only way it could have been more obvious that they were joking is if they clobbered you over the head with a giant sign that said "WE ARE TROLLING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU".

I would love to have a beer with you. It's unfortunate we're so far away. You're my favorite poster or some shit like that.

EDIT: Not because of the thing you just said, you're just good.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I would love to have a beer with you. It's unfortunate we're so far away. You're my favorite poster or some shit like that.

EDIT: Not because of the thing you just said, you're just good.

Thank you sir. Yes if I ever get to Prague or you ever venture down here, we shall most definitely hook up for beverages.

 

[King Richard]

The only way it could have been more obvious that they were joking is if they clobbered you over the head with a giant sign that said "WE ARE TROLLING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU".

 

[Onder]

So the neighbor chick I tried to fuck yesterday didn't say "no", she said "NEVER". What a fucking whore, how can she say this after like 5 times she would let me. And I didn't. But never is never and when ugly girl says this it's time to leave her alone. I didn't even rape her because she would like that and I don't want her to like anything. I want her to have bulimia.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

You Sir, are the pure definition of the word fool.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I don't know if it's possible for me to get with girls in this town. It might be, I suppose it's worth investigating, for the hell of it, that is. I just don't have a social circle here. The most important things are seeming normal and cool. Urgh, fuck.