Males and Females

[Dak]

The fucking motherfucking fuck.

There's no way you get laid every night Dak.

If I average out the multi-days with the none-days, I'm pretty sure I've gotten laid every day for over two years. Usually just one per day though. I don't see why that's unbelievable.

 

[Einherjar86]

Not unbelievable, just uncommon.

 

[Dak]

Not unbelievable, just uncommon.

I figured it was relatively common in the first few years, unless one partner had a low drive.

 

[Einherjar86]

Eh, I'm not married, but might as well be; we live together. I clock us at 3-4 per week, on average.

 

[Dak]

Eh, I'm not married, but might as well be; we live together. I clock us at 3-4 per week, on average.

Yeah, living together/married/ etc. Piece of paper from the gov doesn't mean shit.

It's a real challenge with kids around though. Definitely takes effort sometimes, but the mental/physical health and wellness benefits of regular sex (excluding whores) are undeniable.

 

[Ze Powered Metal]

The sneak attack. "I won't bleed until he plunges it out of me...surprise!"

Threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[Akirahito]

It's a real challenge with kids around though.

Isn't that the truth. When my son was small he was the master of busting in on us. After one particular incident, if the door is closed he goes nowhere near it. lol

 

[arg]

why the hell would anyone wanna have sex almost every day, it would get boring real fast. and with the same person even more so. once a week with different pussies is ideal.

 

[Mort Divine]

How's your collection of prepubescent virgins going?

Figured that was my job

Anyways due to my recent inexplainable interest in SNSD, f(x), Wonder Girls, etc. I've realized how Yuri from SNSD specifically is really fucken cute.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Nearly 4 years now. Fuck all y'all. Smokes, let's go.

So you were like 7-8 years old the last time you had sex?

 

[Dak]

why the hell would anyone wanna have sex almost every day, it would get boring real fast. and with the same person even more so. once a week with different pussies is ideal.

Some of us don't need to save for a week for sex.

@STN

 

[The Butt]

So you were like 7-8 years old the last time you had sex?

6 actually.

 

[damnromulans]

Don't live together but might as well since we've spent like 5 nights apart since we got together. Probably average 4-5 sessions per week. He videotaped me yesterday which was kind of fun.

 

[Zephyrus]

As soon as you break up it will be on the internet.

 

[damnromulans]

It's already on the internet.

 

[AllShallFall]

It's already on the internet.

awesome. Btw it being on the internet doesn't piss you off?

 

[Dak]

Velocikrampus has a sex tape?

 

[Vimana]

why the hell would anyone wanna have sex almost every day, it would get boring real fast. and with the same person even more so. once a week with different pussies is ideal.

Because not everyone's you. That's why.

 

[CF87]

Figured that was my job

Anyways due to my recent inexplainable interest in SNSD, f(x), Wonder Girls, etc. I've realized how Yuri from SNSD specifically is really fucken cute.

You're a pedophile.

 

[Mort Divine]

I'm a pedophile for finding a 22 year old attractive/cute?

Odd, tell me more.