Males and Females

[zabu of nΩd]

I missed it

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Fucking hell. Nice catch.

 

[Blind Guardian]

I can see the funny thing in it but there is this large Swedish forum which hundreds of people with exactly the same opinions as aug posts and atleast they are dead serious so I've grown kinda tired to read that same shit over and over again.

You're talking about Flashback, right? It's great how "having a Flashback-penis" has even become an expression when talking about a well-equipped man. Everyone on Flashback is also a womanizing astronaut, rockstar and Nobel Prize winner.

 

[WCannibal]

I never really looked at the early pages of this thread until now and the fact that Krampus is the OP is no shocker.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Yeah, she's such a fucking sexist.

 

[-CC-]

Wasn't it Eligos who made an entire thread bitching about how we should all stop saying "females"?

 

[damnromulans]

Yes.

I made this thread, inspired by Ananth's heartbreaking separation anxiety. It has been doing fairly well since Cythraul is always picking up goresluts at goth night and everyone gets drunk on the weekends and complains about not getting laid. Need to contain WAIF's "we had sex twice today" posts to this thread.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

WAIF's "we had sex twice today" posts are clearly too important to be contained within a single thread.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

it's fun

 

[Dak]

We clearly need a "Married people only" thread so the 3 of us that are married can high five each other over no-effort sex getting.

 

[The Ozzman]

no-effort sex getting.

At least for now

 

[mutantllama]

We need a "People who aren't getting any" to make ourselves feel better about not getting any.

 

[The Ozzman]

What if you get some sporadically? Does that count as not getting any?

 

[mutantllama]

Depends, if it's more then a month or two, then you aren't getting any.

 

[The Ozzman]

Yes, because people who don't have sex at all can actually nail down a time frame of what 'not getting any' is. Brilliant.

 

[mutantllama]

You asked.

 

[~Derek~]

I think I just got friend-zoned by that Brazilian girl I was talking to online. I feel so sad now. Not again.

 

[A1a23]

I think I just got friend-zoned by that Brazilian girl I was talking to online. I feel so sad now. Not again.

Long distance never works anyways. Find someone local.

 

[~Derek~]

I feel so bad and sad about this. I thought she liked me. And today I go too far with my affections and found out how she really feels. I'm too nice of a guy that is driven on finding someone magical. And that feeling of ecstacy is great. She seemed like such a good match for me. I was sold on meeting her once again. Now my life seems in disarray. I'm not happy now.
The bad part is I had a dream Friday night that she told me on MSN that she was going out with her boyfriend.
My subconscious was telling me something.

 

[Bitencourt29]

I feel so bad and sad about this. I thought she liked me. And today I go too far with my affections and found out how she really feels. I'm too nice of a guy that is driven on finding someone magical.

Well, that sucks man. I don't wanna sound like a dick but there's no such thing as a magical person, or a magical match. A relationship is most likely the most difficult thing to deal in life. At least that's my experience, as someone who was engaged twice and never got married