I can see the funny thing in it but there is this large Swedish forum which hundreds of people with exactly the same opinions as aug posts and atleast they are dead serious so I've grown kinda tired to read that same shit over and over again.
Or better yetDear JAGE,
Please get one of these:
And shut the fuck up already.
Regards,
virus
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For some reason I like aug even though he does and says things that I usually make fun of. I think it has to do with his brutal honesty and that despite the fact that he has to pay for sex, he isn't a bitch about women unlike some forumgoers (WAIF has henceforth been excluded from this stab as he has since become a man)
Or better yet
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(not sure if it's sfw or not, I mean it's fake and all, but pussy and shit is still showing)
It's big in the US too and I imagine the UK where aug is from. All these smug losers sit around pretending they are world-class pickup artists. If you're so sly and slick why bother sharing your "secrets" with anyone else?
My guess is that the real secret is it gets guys to actually try to pick up women. Because they think they have a system they have the courage to try it. To use a baseball anology, it increases their at bats, rather than their average.
I have had a complete 360 in terms of my luck with women.