Males and Females

[Der Morgenstern]

Let us know when it gets interesting.

Ffffffffffuck.

P.S.

Good work.

 

[waif]

Met ladyfriend's family. Went as hoped. Copulated in her domicile. All is well.

 

[damnromulans]

Having fat ugly chicks as friends is actually a positive handicap KD/DM. It shows that you're "not shallow" or some shit. I do feel bad for fat ugly chicks though, I sometimes purposely don't invite my slovenly/unattractive friends to accompany me on certain trips since they won't get let in to the club.

@unknown 10 bucks says Gina has a personal fireplace full of half-burnt Qurans in her home! great job!

 

[unknown]

though I wouldn't be surprised since her mom does teach at a Catholic school

(Gina has renounced her catholicism and is quite the heathen, much to my liking and her family's dismay)

 

[The Butt]

Met ladyfriend's family. Went as hoped. Copulated in her domicile. All is well.

Did you finally tell them you fucked like you were itching to?

 

[Valerie]

It seems like he's itching to tell the entire world.

 

[JontRevolting]

Good stuff mate,yeah your first root is always worth telling everyone about,stick it to em'.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Good stuff mate,yeah your first root is always worth telling everyone about,stick it to em'.

I always read your posts with a Rex Hunt accent going through my head

 

[JontRevolting]

Mate,it's the only way to read em'
ahh...Yibbida Yibbida,thank your mother for the rabbits!

 

[damnromulans]

Hahaha 'd ya like a branch? how bout a root?

I think I sent a group SMS after my first root. It was a cause for celebration.

 

[JontRevolting]

You bloody ripper
Yeah i told whoever would listen,one mate in particular at school actually kept a record,I think he got up to sixty odd roots in high school with this one chick,he'd go into great detail and just tell everyone in front of her

 

[cookiecutter]

Stop saying things like that. Seriously, stop. It's perfectly okay to be realistic about stuff, but it is not okay to have a self-defeating attitude. You know, if you are funny and cool to hang around that can really go a long way even if you think you're not some kind of stud. Seriously, I don't know why guys say stuff like this. It is sad.

I agree completely.

I know I'm not a hot girl so my opinion doesn't mean much, but I enjoyed hanging out with you at MDF. It doesn't surprise me that ladies (even hot ones) do too.

 

[mutantllama]

I know I'm not a hot girl

Quit lying, we all know the truth.

 

[Dak]

I know I'm not a hot girl so my opinion doesn't mean much, but I enjoyed hanging out with you at MDF. It doesn't surprise me that ladies (even hot ones) do too.

I think it's because Cyth gives the impression of a "good listener" in person.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

He wasn't talking about Cyth.

 

[Dak]

Oops. That's what I get for multitasking.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I agree completely.

I know I'm not a hot girl so my opinion doesn't mean much, but I enjoyed hanging out with you at MDF. It doesn't surprise me that ladies (even hot ones) do too.

This made my heart sink a bit. I enjoyed hanging out with you too.

But yeah, I'm just going to keep doing whatever it is that I am doing. I'm sure one of these days one of them will be interested in hanging out and doing some black metal activities with me.

 

[arg]

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[Vilden]

Mr. I read "The Game" and am a master womanizer strikes again!

What if I like hanging out with a friend because she is a good friend and she happens to be a hot girl? I suddenly am totally loserish? Fuck that.

 

[arg]

well if being her "friend" does not lower your self-esteem and you feel absolutely no desire to screw her because you're already screwing someone attractive then that's ok