Males and Females

[damnromulans]

What King Drunkard said, basically.

He's wrong about men and women being friends though, if there is an act of "rejection" or if neither party is attracted to the other physically you can totally be friends. Most men with that attitude hang out with dudes all the time.

 

[False Joe]

I can be friends with girls I'm physically attracted to.

But that's due to self esteem issues, so even if I pop one off to them, I don't actually seriously consider that i'll fuck them. It makes it a lot easier.

 

[King Richard]

What King Drunkard said, basically.

He's wrong about men and women being friends though, if there is an act of "rejection" or if neither party is attracted to the other physically you can totally be friends. Most men with that attitude hang out with dudes all the time.

That and don't have many fat ugly chicks as friends.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Cythraul is right. Stop with the defeatism already. You have a gut feeling on it? Then act on it.

And KD is right about not having too many fat ugly chicks as friends. Fucks yo game up, dawg.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Unless they are doing obvious flirtatious things like the eye bat, the hair flip, etc., they are probably just looking to be friends. Yeah I know those tells are cliche, but they're cliche for a reason, because they're true.

Well, they both do these sort of things on occasion. One likes to poke me and throw stuff at me while I am working, the other just smiles and laughs whenever I look at her. Are these tells good enough?

 

[Mort Divine]

yes

 

[Der Morgenstern]

The obvious answer is to ask them out at the same time and then try and take them out on the same night.

 

[unknown]

"I tell you what I'd do, Peterman...two chicks at the same time"

 

[CF87]

Females.

 

[entanglement]

"I tell you what I'd do, Peterman...two chicks at the same time"

Is that from Office Space?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

nope, Goonies

 

[Dak]

liar.

 

[False Joe]

Well, they both do these sort of things on occasion. One likes to poke me and throw stuff at me while I am working, the other just smiles and laughs whenever I look at her. Are these tells good enough?

One hates you, the other finds your pathetic existence amusing.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

One hates you, the other finds your pathetic existence amusing.

This is the best answer yet.

 

[The Ozzman]

Anyone ever tried the D.E.N.N.I.S. system to pick up women? I think some of us would find success with it.

 

[Peti]

Don't forget the magnum condoms!

 

[Valerie]

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

I'm waiting for some of my friends to bag and boot some broads so I can test out my skills as Mantis Muzzarelli.

 

[Peti]

Haha nice sig, Valerie

 

[unknown]

went on a date last night with my friend Gina. It went really well. We went to the Museum of Jurassic Technology which is a really oddball unique museum in Culver City. After that we caught the free classical music show at Los Angeles County Museum of Art (LACMA). We still had time to kill, so we walked through a few of the buildings and looked at the art. By this time it was 8pm and where we were going for dinner opened at 7pm but the music wouldn't start til 930pm.

So we head out and I took her to The Baked Potato near Universal Studios, tiny jazz restaurant bar that serves 20 varieties of the baked potato. It's a really cool place. The band was really good.

She had a great time and we kissed at the end of the night so it was good and we're gonna go out again Friday night

*moving out of the friend zone*