Males and Females

[cookiecutter]

WAIF has slept with 2-4 times as many women as me by my estimate, so I'll take his advice.

 

[waif]

Women want you to shut the fuck up.

 

[PiXyStiX]

Krampus constantly makes clear that she wants everything shaved.
Most other women seem to be good with just trimming it, though.

I don't mean to interrupt, but to me having everything shaved is like touching a small child.

 

[The Ozzman]

I've slept with more women than WAIF and I never take his advice regarding women

 

[Xorv]

I never take advice from a Canadian.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

I'm Canadian and I don't take advice from WAIF.

 

[Xorv]

good that you don't, he's canadian.

 

[waif]

I'm not Canadian and I was just observing that none of the women I've slept with have preferred it be shaved, they've all been quite happy with it merely being trimmed close. The preference for shaving is Krampus's, take it up with her.
Although I prefer that women be shaved, especially if I'm gonna go down on them.

 

[False Joe]

God damn.

I leave for a few months and WAIF becomes a sex god.

When the fuck did that happen?
And I assume the beard aides the going down moves?

 

[Valerie]

When the fuck did that happen?

It didn't. But don't tell him that.

 

[waif]

Jesus christ, I apologize for discussing sex and my sex life in the thread about sex and our sex lives. Clearly I'm an arrogant bastard who thinks he's a sex god.
Incidentally, if all you old wise fuckers were stepping forward to offer the advice that having hundreds of women has brought you, I would just sit back and take notes.

 

[Zephyrus]

I've slept with three women in my life. I don't feel inferior to any of you. Something's not right.

 

[w0es]

I haven't slept with any girl/woman, never (chill out post)

 

[damnromulans]

Not respecting someone you're in a relationship because of their ethnicity is worse than not dating someone because of their ethnicity imo.

yeah word. though if someone wants to trophy collect and the other person is ok with it and they make it work, good for them. see: american military personnel and their war brides.

@Saparmurat it doesn't matter what color he is. I've gotten that from Japanese dudes and the reflexive thought process is still "ew what"

@balls I prefer shaved but I've been sleeping with the same person for 4 years so who knows what I like these days. Warning though shaving is a big step, once you shave you gotta keep shaving until you die because the growing back process is so gross and uncomfortable

 

[The Ozzman]

You know why they're crazy and retarded?

Hormones due to having just started puberty.

Goddamn, I just saw Mort's post and I was going to see if anyone had made a comment about their age yet and...it was Joe.

Kudos to you, sir. I lol'd when I read it.

 

[waif]

What if someone has hairy legs, do you want everything to be shaved or just the balls and then there's hair everywhere else?

 

[damnromulans]

Just balls isn't that weird looking unless you are VERY, VERY hairy.

I keep banging Teutonic dudes with light colored body hair though so I dunno

 

[JontRevolting]

If a woman asked me to shave my cock/ballbag i'd tell her to go fuck herself and cut some lamb chops off her ass.

 

[The Ozzman]

I shave down there, but it's because I sweat so goddamn much and I start itching after a while

 

[False Joe]

Jesus christ, I apologize for discussing sex and my sex life in the thread about sex and our sex lives. Clearly I'm an arrogant bastard who thinks he's a sex god.

Nah man, I was actually being serious.

You've gone from nothing, to banging chicks left and right.

Fucking kudos.