Males and Females

[King Richard]

That swimsuit is a shocker. Apart from that she's a FUCK YEAH BRAH from me.

ha, thanks brah

I found out the getup was a halloween costume, she dressed up as barbie. And for the record, there's a close up picture of her and I together a few pages back if you want to look for it. She's hot, for sure d00ds.

 

[King Richard]

Well I've gotten an unexpected second date with the hot blonde. Some other very hot girl wants to date me too, so I guess she's a back up. Things are looking up for ole CH.

And things will continue to look up if you stop acting like an angsty teenager all the time. It's one thing to be good looking, it's another to have a good head on your shoulders and not come off as a complete psychopath. Work in the latter my friend and you'll be good to go.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I haven't got over my rages I've just learnt to keep them inside my room and have a maximum alcohol intake of about 4 pints when I have company.

 

[Eligos]

ChromeHeart, you need more of you in life.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

And things will continue to look up if you stop acting like an angsty teenager all the time. It's one thing to be good looking, it's another to have a good head on your shoulders and not come off as a complete psychopath. Work in the latter my friend and you'll be good to go.

Even if he fixes his problems he will still have my pals lips...

 

[CF87]

 

[SentinelSlain]

ChromeHeart, you need more of you in life.

Is this post a mistake or does it mean I need to go to a spa, a strip club and then therapy?

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Even if he fixes his problems he will still have my pals lips...

 

[SentinelSlain]

Awesome.

 

[Eligos]

Is this post a mistake or does it mean I need to go to a spa, a strip club and then therapy?

Strip club yes, spa and therapy not so much. Whatever makes you feel awesome. Get some skills, bro. Try some shit. Go base diving, learn how to play an exotic instrument, teach yourself how to cook. Something that you'll be proud of.

 

[SentinelSlain]

You're kind of right I think. I was thinking it's probably dear old ma's fault because for some gay reason all the women in my family more or less hate men and wont ever say anything good or encouraging to them.

 

[CF87]

I very much enjoy watching this girl suck cock.

You wanna see her suck my cock ?

 

[EffigyForgotten]

You wanna see her suck my cock ?

Id prefer my dick but as long as I didn't know it was you I would probably watch it.

 

[King Richard]

 

[EffigyForgotten]

 

[Eligos]

I have a date next Saturday with this girl I met in my Jazz Styles class last semester. She's a vegetarian Minimal Techno DJ, and a total fucking hippie. I ran into her on campus, she mentioned that she was really digging the new My Bloody Valentine record, and I felt immediately compelled to ask her out to dinner.

You're kind of right I think. I was thinking it's probably dear old ma's fault because for some gay reason all the women in my family more or less hate men and wont ever say anything good or encouraging to them.

You're preaching to the choir man. I have three sisters, and I'm really close to my step mother and my mom. I'm in a band with 2 beautiful women that I'm very close to. It makes it pretty easy to be effeminate, and that's no problem, but you gotta have some shit goin on and show ambition, or your relationships with friends and women will inevitably collapse in a self-fulfilling prophecy burdened with self-doubt.

Take it from the guy whose relationships with friends and women inevitably collapsed in a self-fulfilling prophecy burdened with self-doubt for 4 years straight.

 

[unknown]

is she Black and Japanese?

 

[Eligos]

I haven't asked yet, it's really hard to gauge, but I'm guessing she's either blackanese or blackspanic.

She's got a seriously open mind, to the point where our 12 year age difference is insignificant to me.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

 

[Mort Divine]

i'd give her a -8 on the Jimmy scale

you're fucking insane