monoxide_child
New Metal Member
- Jul 30, 2008
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-Celtic-pale, like the kinda white that burns instead of tans
-blue or pure-green eyes
-"hour-glass-figure"
as in huge-boobs (natural)
small-ish-waist
wide-as hell bones-in-the hip
a lot of junk-in-the-trunk
-short hair, something like this http://s2.hubimg.com/u/266589_f520.jpg
-blue/green/purple hair, i want the girl who wakes up and suddenly realizes that she can't remember what the hell her natural hair color is
-full-color (blood-red/fiery-orange/gold) tats (black-&-white "pepper-shading" tattoos look like crap, and look masculine when on a female)
-lots of facial piercings
-refusing to do "traditional look"
-want gainfully employed girl, working as forklift operator/stocking/telemarketing/tattoo-&-piercing shop/hot topic
you know, the kind of job where tats on hands and neck and facial piercings and blue hair are totally acceptable
-superhero dork
-Juggallette
-nice and sweet in public but dominatrix in bedroom
-girl who has "street smarts" but the kind of girl that would never think about going to college in a million years
-definately liberal, as liberal as possible in fact
-the specific kind of southern accent that would be as-annoying-as-hell if coming out of the mouth of a male
-definately atheist or maybe pagan
-somewhere between 5 feet and 6 feet (barefoot) and willing to wear heels
-ultra-feminine hands
-girl who understands that when i go to sleep "i stay asleep until i get hungry" and who is willing to give me "breakfast-in-bed" even if it's just setting a box of Cheez-its on my chest
-girl who makes enough money to financialy support any kids that she/we might have
-girl who will teach her kids the story of "the Christians on the beach" http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/10479175-post2.html
-blue or pure-green eyes
-"hour-glass-figure"
as in huge-boobs (natural)
small-ish-waist
wide-as hell bones-in-the hip
a lot of junk-in-the-trunk
-short hair, something like this http://s2.hubimg.com/u/266589_f520.jpg
-blue/green/purple hair, i want the girl who wakes up and suddenly realizes that she can't remember what the hell her natural hair color is
-full-color (blood-red/fiery-orange/gold) tats (black-&-white "pepper-shading" tattoos look like crap, and look masculine when on a female)
-lots of facial piercings
-refusing to do "traditional look"
-want gainfully employed girl, working as forklift operator/stocking/telemarketing/tattoo-&-piercing shop/hot topic
you know, the kind of job where tats on hands and neck and facial piercings and blue hair are totally acceptable
-superhero dork
-Juggallette
-nice and sweet in public but dominatrix in bedroom
-girl who has "street smarts" but the kind of girl that would never think about going to college in a million years
-definately liberal, as liberal as possible in fact
-the specific kind of southern accent that would be as-annoying-as-hell if coming out of the mouth of a male
-definately atheist or maybe pagan
-somewhere between 5 feet and 6 feet (barefoot) and willing to wear heels
-ultra-feminine hands
-girl who understands that when i go to sleep "i stay asleep until i get hungry" and who is willing to give me "breakfast-in-bed" even if it's just setting a box of Cheez-its on my chest
-girl who makes enough money to financialy support any kids that she/we might have
-girl who will teach her kids the story of "the Christians on the beach" http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/10479175-post2.html
