Males and Females

[damnromulans]

I felt anxious while I was tripping balls and felt empathy for people with anxiety. Historically I've been like "stop making shit up you idiots just calm down" but when you can't just calm down it feels bad man.

My friends in particular don't have anxiety - it was just poorly written, my bad.

 

[monoxide_child]

last night had what i think will prolly be a one-night-stand threesome with a couple

doing a threesome with another guy wasn't nearly as awkward as i would have thought

he wasn't gay at all, so she ended up with "2 dicks to play with instead of just 1" where we were doing what my friends would call "skewering-the-pig" (what you guys would call "the eifell tower") and "the human sandwich"

this woman^^ was this woman http://www.facebook.com/kathy.fildes.3#!/kathy.fildes.3

@ The Butt, honestly i actually, think this^^^ is your problem
instead of "falling hard" for a girl who's not gonna fuck you, and then crying about it when she decides her celibacy is going to be permanant, just get up and go get laid, seriously, just come to USA and buy the services of a few hookers

after re-reading page 511
i really think pills are totally not actually neccassarry here
i definately think The Butt's problem is just that he needs to start having sex with American hookers

 

[The Butt]

i really think pills are totally not actually neccassarry here
i definately think The Butt's problem is just that he needs to start having sex with American hookers

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

1 ) Bitch be ugly as all fuck. Holy fuck shit damn jesus hand bags filled with puss bathed vermin that bitch is nasty.

2 ) Yes. Lack of American hookers is clearly the problem. Good observation.

 

[Satanstoenail]

1 ) Bitch be ugly as all fuck. Holy fuck shit damn jesus hand bags filled with puss bathed vermin that bitch is nasty.

I clicked the link because of this comment. Goddamn my morbid curiosity to hell. It's a monster. With shit on her face. And two kids. And now I have to think about m_c doing sex things with it. I may never get a boner again.

 

[Einherjar86]

Ugly people need love too.

This thread totally takes the cake as the most entertaining thread, by the way. I enjoy perusing its absurdities with my morning cup of joe.

 

[damnromulans]

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOOKED

A male after my own heart

 

[unknown]

he smudged something on his forehead

 

[Krow]

M_c fucked a cross dresser.

 

[monoxide_child]

This thread totally takes the cake as the most entertaining thread, by the way.

+1
this thread is awesome


in response to the people laughing at me

"freakishly ugly people are really awesome in bed if you blind-fold yourself first"

and i really don't have a problem fucking ugly women anyway

 

[arg]

my poor eyes cannot unsee

 

[monoxide_child]

did the pics really look that bad??

 

[Eligos]

Yes.

 

[monoxide_child]

Yes.

 

[monoxide_child]

these 2 posts are about the SAME woman

she's still crazy
her nose is ugly
her ass is too small
her hips are too narrow
and at this point,
i'm still dating her just because it's so fucking obvious that she's completely, totally head-over-heels in-love with me and i can't break it off with her because i'm a really nice guy and i don't want to break her heart, and i kinda want to avoid having her breaking down and crying in the middle of the street again

i made out with this girl^^ a few days ago

 

[Eligos]

When do you think you'll have penis-in-vagina sex with her?

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

When do you think you'll have penis-in-vagina sex with her?

 

[Eligos]

I think I'm gonna go for another introverted creative type this time around. It would be nice if she knows her way around a canvas or sewing machine, and is a freak in the sack.

 

[whiskey funeral]

So wait. m_c = manwhore, correct? I'm kind of frightened of him.

 

[Dak]

m_c ran everyone out of the Philosophy forum with his completely illogical and uneducated spam, and sort of recently moved into GMD to find people who appreciate his tales of homeless sex with beastly women.