Males and Females

[Eligos]

I'm getting really sick of being single. Seriously, don't give a guy your number if you have a boyfriend.

This girl's best friend understood the concept, when I asked for her number she said, "I have a boyfriend." And that made a clear point about where she stands.

Meanwhile, as far as I can tell, I have more in common with this new girl than anyone of the opposite sex I've met in the last 3 years, and she just kinda slips the matter in as some sort of aside, apologizes and asks me to keep her in mind in case she's ever single. Foul play.

 

[Nephilim96]

90% of women that actually make their living doing porn look definitively hotter than 90% of those specific girls that "will never do porn in a million years"

A lot get plastic surgery, though.

 

[Eligos]

They're also coke addicts.

 

[Matt]

edit: This is another reason why I think college is overrated as fuck and anyone who thinks a college educated person is smart because they have a degree is a moron. This is the third girl in a row I've banged that had a college degree, or almost has one, and they're all dumb as fuck. At first I was inclined to think they were pretty intelligent, but the longer I knew them, and we're talking a matter of days/weeks, they just turned full retard on me and I hate dumb girls. Ugh. I'd rather date a girl who's a 15 on my Jimmy scale but extremely intelligent than someone as hot as Kelly that's going to pull dumb shit on me. Oh well.

College is just a commitment/endurance test. Unless you get a specialized degree, it doesn't take a lot of intelligence to make it.

Also depends on what school you go to.

Rick wins. Haha, I need to get up to Indy at some point!

Why, so you can suck his dick a little more?

 

[Krow]

They're also coke addicts.

Porn is also fairly gross at times. The prettiest girls aren't pornstars, that's retarded. A little modesty isn't a bad thing either. I can't see me falling in love with some bitch I've seen take two black dicks in the ass and vagina, and one in the mouth and covered in semen.

Don't get me wrong, I watch porn but come on.

 

[Eligos]

Dude yeah I'm with you. If I'm gonna give a girl the D more than once she'd better toe the line on my Madonna/Whore complex.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I think everyone in the world wants to be able to get with "everyone else's women" but not let anyone fuck theirs. I suppose the exceptions to this are in the olden days within Jewish communities, where I think fucking a shiksa was supposed to send you to hell and within white supremacists of the ages. I don't know how I feel about all of this.

 

[monoxide_child]

90% of women that actually make their living doing porn look definitively hotter than 90% of those specific girls that "will never do porn in a million years"

A lot get plastic surgery, though.

They're also coke addicts.

Porn is also fairly gross at times. The prettiest girls aren't pornstars, that's retarded. A little modesty isn't a bad thing either. I can't see me falling in love with some bitch I've seen take two black dicks in the ass and vagina, and one in the mouth and covered in semen.

Don't get me wrong, I watch porn but come on.

i actually wasn't talking about the bony-as-hell porn girls that are thin from coke and/or liposucktion, i actually was talking about the pornstars that jiggle (Alexis Texas Brianna Bounce, Virgo Peridot etc etc) looking better than the "real" girls that have 6-pack-abs and buns-of-steel cuz they're excercizing non-stop cuz they're trying so hard to "look good enough to get dick"

"looking good enough to get dick/pussy" should not be the sole reason why you excersize

 

[SentinelSlain]

i really badly want to fuck an athletic girl in her butt so whatever.

 

[monoxide_child]

I can't see me falling in love with some bitch I've seen take two black dicks in the ass and vagina, and one in the mouth and covered in semen.

okay
but here's the thing

"the girls i fall in love with"
and "the girls i have sex with"
and "the girls i'm looking at when i jack off"

are 3 completely unrelated groups of women

 

[monoxide_child]

this guy is somehow dating a girl he's never met face-2-face (because they've never even been in the same state before!!!) and he just randomly wraps up all his shit and gets on a bus going half-way across the country to go live with her, and nobody has any kinda response to this at all!?!?!

what the hell is wrong with you people??

seriously
somebody respond to this^^

 

[SentinelSlain]

monoxide could you try and cut down on replying to your own posts

 

[whiskey funeral]

I'm getting really sick of being single. Seriously, don't give a guy your number if you have a boyfriend.

This girl's best friend understood the concept, when I asked for her number she said, "I have a boyfriend." And that made a clear point about where she stands.

Meanwhile, as far as I can tell, I have more in common with this new girl than anyone of the opposite sex I've met in the last 3 years, and she just kinda slips the matter in as some sort of aside, apologizes and asks me to keep her in mind in case she's ever single. Foul play.

Reading this made me sad and maybe it doesn't mean too much coming from me but from what I can tell, you're an outstanding guy. These bitches in Denver obviously have no idea what they are missing.


Now, everyone enjoy this picture of Adam Darski and some hot ass blonde bitch:

 

[SentinelSlain]

well it didn't load but he isn't with Doda any more. She is hot though, I'd do bad things to her in bed.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Damn.

She is hot. And Adam...oh baby. The things I would do.

 

[The Ozzman]

No idea who Adam Darski is, but that bitch would get it. Blondes are my least favorite, but that one does it for me.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Adam Darski = Nergal from Behemoth.

 

[Dak]

Agreed.

Edit @Ozz.

 

[SentinelSlain]

This is a bad thing to do and totally disrespectful, but I'm in a silly mood, so here are all of the hot girls I've dated bar the most recent who I don't want to find this.


[all gone ]

There was an American girl too, who I met in Prague, who was hot, but I don't have a picture. Oh and there's some other recent hot one, but she's a cop so I don't want the whole world to fall in on me. Funny how the ones with pics are all slavic brunettes (although one was bottle blonde when I dated her). See I DO have a type.

 

[whiskey funeral]

The first girl you posted totally looks like this chick.