Males and Females

[monoxide_child]

talk to her friends, what-ever-the-hell it is that she "hasn't told you yet", just find a way to find out what it is BEFORE she actually tells you

she might have started flirting with someone else on facebook (like an ex maybe)
or maybe she lied to you about when she lost her virginity
maybe she had an abortion the day before she met you

what-ever it is she's hiding from you, find out what it is IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS, otherwise just move on

seriously what the fucking hell is wrong with you people??
what the fucking hell do i have to do to actually be taken seriously in this thread??

over the last dozen or so pages i've written tons of posts with pieces of text that nobody is reading cuz everybody is freaking-the-fuck-out over London Andrews apparently being a "lard-ass"
i try to help people with their relationship problems and nobody even reads the helpfull text i post

so then i post a ton of jiggly-butt-pictures of women with itty-bitty-waist-lines and even that's still not good enough for you guys cuz apparently you guys are deeply-in-the-closet gay-guys

i don't know which klingon-female-filled world you guys have been living on, but here on planet earth 99% of human females have butt-cheeks that jiggle-like-jello when they walk

a human female's ass is actually supposed to look like the ass Alexis Texas, you idiots

a female with buns-of-steel is so fucking rare because it's just not fucking natural, most of the women that you guys have been looking at have to do squats/lunges/jogging every single fucking day to get anywhere near having the "tight ass" that you guys like so much, and the one's that don't are having severe hormone-inbalances

female hormones make female asses squishy
why don't you guys seem to understand that

if i wanted to fuck someone with buns of steel i'd go to a gay bathhouse and stick my dick into a male's ass

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

edit: This is another reason why I think college is overrated as fuck and anyone who thinks a college educated person is smart because they have a degree is a moron. This is the third girl in a row I've banged that had a college degree, or almost has one, and they're all dumb as fuck. At first I was inclined to think they were pretty intelligent, but the longer I knew them, and we're talking a matter of days/weeks, they just turned full retard on me and I hate dumb girls.

Socrates said something along these lines

Head up man. At least she didn't give you anything (whew!)

It’s like you’re a great white shark. A lot of people try to date within that league but can't hang. Most females see male sharks and desire them. But some women go “I hate the way male sharks treat me so I’m going to date these penguins or seals who look at me and run in fear. I’m gonna catch one and I’m not gonna eat it, but I’m just gonna play around with it and have this weaker animal who looks at me with fear and reverence.” Watch out for when she gets bored and comes back either begging or talking shit.

You're Jaws, she got scared.

Remember fellas, that music in the background is yours, not hers.

 

[monoxide_child]

the other pics are too thin, but this one's just nasty-bony!!
what the fuck man??

also masculinely-narrow bones-in-the-hip

 

[monoxide_child]

Guys on this forum act like they can get "mad pussy" and don't need to jack off to porn, and that pornstars are ugly to real girls.

Makes me laugh.

90% of women that actually make their living doing porn look definitively hotter than 90% of those specific girls that "will never do porn in a million years"

 

[Eligos]

I'm getting really sick of being single. Seriously, don't give a guy your number if you have a boyfriend.

This girl's best friend understood the concept, when I asked for her number she said, "I have a boyfriend." And that made a clear point about where she stands.

Meanwhile, as far as I can tell, I have more in common with this new girl than anyone of the opposite sex I've met in the last 3 years, and she just kinda slips the matter in as some sort of aside, apologizes and asks me to keep her in mind in case she's ever single. Foul play.

 

[Nephilim96]

90% of women that actually make their living doing porn look definitively hotter than 90% of those specific girls that "will never do porn in a million years"

A lot get plastic surgery, though.

 

[Eligos]

They're also coke addicts.

 

[Matt]

edit: This is another reason why I think college is overrated as fuck and anyone who thinks a college educated person is smart because they have a degree is a moron. This is the third girl in a row I've banged that had a college degree, or almost has one, and they're all dumb as fuck. At first I was inclined to think they were pretty intelligent, but the longer I knew them, and we're talking a matter of days/weeks, they just turned full retard on me and I hate dumb girls. Ugh. I'd rather date a girl who's a 15 on my Jimmy scale but extremely intelligent than someone as hot as Kelly that's going to pull dumb shit on me. Oh well.

College is just a commitment/endurance test. Unless you get a specialized degree, it doesn't take a lot of intelligence to make it.

Also depends on what school you go to.

Rick wins. Haha, I need to get up to Indy at some point!

Why, so you can suck his dick a little more?

 

[Krow]

They're also coke addicts.

Porn is also fairly gross at times. The prettiest girls aren't pornstars, that's retarded. A little modesty isn't a bad thing either. I can't see me falling in love with some bitch I've seen take two black dicks in the ass and vagina, and one in the mouth and covered in semen.

Don't get me wrong, I watch porn but come on.

 

[Eligos]

Dude yeah I'm with you. If I'm gonna give a girl the D more than once she'd better toe the line on my Madonna/Whore complex.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I think everyone in the world wants to be able to get with "everyone else's women" but not let anyone fuck theirs. I suppose the exceptions to this are in the olden days within Jewish communities, where I think fucking a shiksa was supposed to send you to hell and within white supremacists of the ages. I don't know how I feel about all of this.

 

[monoxide_child]

90% of women that actually make their living doing porn look definitively hotter than 90% of those specific girls that "will never do porn in a million years"

A lot get plastic surgery, though.

They're also coke addicts.

Porn is also fairly gross at times. The prettiest girls aren't pornstars, that's retarded. A little modesty isn't a bad thing either. I can't see me falling in love with some bitch I've seen take two black dicks in the ass and vagina, and one in the mouth and covered in semen.

Don't get me wrong, I watch porn but come on.

i actually wasn't talking about the bony-as-hell porn girls that are thin from coke and/or liposucktion, i actually was talking about the pornstars that jiggle (Alexis Texas Brianna Bounce, Virgo Peridot etc etc) looking better than the "real" girls that have 6-pack-abs and buns-of-steel cuz they're excercizing non-stop cuz they're trying so hard to "look good enough to get dick"

"looking good enough to get dick/pussy" should not be the sole reason why you excersize

 

[SentinelSlain]

i really badly want to fuck an athletic girl in her butt so whatever.

 

[monoxide_child]

I can't see me falling in love with some bitch I've seen take two black dicks in the ass and vagina, and one in the mouth and covered in semen.

okay
but here's the thing

"the girls i fall in love with"
and "the girls i have sex with"
and "the girls i'm looking at when i jack off"

are 3 completely unrelated groups of women

 

[monoxide_child]

this guy is somehow dating a girl he's never met face-2-face (because they've never even been in the same state before!!!) and he just randomly wraps up all his shit and gets on a bus going half-way across the country to go live with her, and nobody has any kinda response to this at all!?!?!

what the hell is wrong with you people??

seriously
somebody respond to this^^

 

[SentinelSlain]

monoxide could you try and cut down on replying to your own posts

 

[whiskey funeral]

I'm getting really sick of being single. Seriously, don't give a guy your number if you have a boyfriend.

This girl's best friend understood the concept, when I asked for her number she said, "I have a boyfriend." And that made a clear point about where she stands.

Meanwhile, as far as I can tell, I have more in common with this new girl than anyone of the opposite sex I've met in the last 3 years, and she just kinda slips the matter in as some sort of aside, apologizes and asks me to keep her in mind in case she's ever single. Foul play.

Reading this made me sad and maybe it doesn't mean too much coming from me but from what I can tell, you're an outstanding guy. These bitches in Denver obviously have no idea what they are missing.


Now, everyone enjoy this picture of Adam Darski and some hot ass blonde bitch:

 

[SentinelSlain]

well it didn't load but he isn't with Doda any more. She is hot though, I'd do bad things to her in bed.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Damn.

She is hot. And Adam...oh baby. The things I would do.

 

[The Ozzman]

No idea who Adam Darski is, but that bitch would get it. Blondes are my least favorite, but that one does it for me.