So I'm almost 100% positive now that the last girl I was dating Kelly is dating someone else now/fucking every guy she meets. I think the fact that we lived so far away and she feels the need to act like a slutty college girl again proved too much for her. She sent me some bogus text about how her life is too busy and she doesn't think she can commit to a relationship this and that. All she had to say is she isn't interested in seeing me anymore, and bam, it's over. I saw through that very quickly.
I kind of figured shit was going to end soon anyway because she literally posts every thing she does and every where she goes on her twitter account. Well, I'd get bored every now and then and check her account to see what she's up to, and during the week that she was "super busy" because she was moving, she miraculously found time to check in at the Marriott hotel downtown. She followed that up the next morning with a tweet to her horrible, slutty influence of a friend in Chicago (she's cheated on her husband like 529852835 times) with a tweet that said, "@kmeschino #singlelife #liveitup #partypartyparty recap later!!!"
I saw this and thought to myself, surely she can't be that stupid because she knows I've read her twitter before. At this point I'm getting pretty suspicious but I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt anyway, who the fuck knows what she's been doing. I don't want to be that guy who flips his shit and calls her at 3 AM drunk and yelling shit like, "WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT THE MARRIOTT KELLY. WHY YOU FUCKIN AROUND ON ME BITCH, ILL FUCKING END YOU, DONT YOU EVER FUCK AROUND ON ME WOMAN!!!!"
So during that week I gave her a few days to get in touch with me, she didn't, so as a last resort type thing I just sent her a text that asked her how the move went and whatnot and if she would be busy that next weekend. That's when she sent me the text about not wanting to see me anymore. I never responided. About a day after this I noticed another tweet she sent out to her whore friend in Chicago that said, "@kmeschino James and I say thank you!!!" And for those who don't know, which would be all of you, Kelly went to Chicago for some concert about a week before she moved. She used to live there and her ex also lives there still. His name is James. My guess is, she hooked up with him that Friday night. And guess where she was Saturday night? My place. Awesome.
So out of nowhere she sends me a text two days ago asking me how things are going, and I didn't respond to that question, I responded to her last message with the break up saying that I didn't buy anything she said. She asks why and I mention her twitter. Well, later on that day...
"@indiekel's tweets are protected."
Boom. Roasted.
Bitches don't know about my intuition and their ignorance.
Laura was kind enough to care about my well-being and asked if I caught anything from her, the answer is no. However, my dandruff has mysteriously disappeared though. I thought about texting Kelly that but meh.
Oh well, on to the next one. Hopefully she's even hotter (might be hard to do) and at least not dumb enough to announce to the world that you're fucking around on me.
edit: This is another reason why I think college is overrated as fuck and anyone who thinks a college educated person is smart because they have a degree is a moron. This is the third girl in a row I've banged that had a college degree, or almost has one, and they're all dumb as fuck. At first I was inclined to think they were pretty intelligent, but the longer I knew them, and we're talking a matter of days/weeks, they just turned full retard on me and I hate dumb girls. Ugh. I'd rather date a girl who's a 15 on my Jimmy scale but extremely intelligent than someone as hot as Kelly that's going to pull dumb shit on me. Oh well.
