Males and Females

[Eligos]

I actually figured out that the best way to play the "I'm in a band" card is to wait after you've already flirted with the girl a couple times and know she's into you, then mention it subtly, and that pussy is on lockdown after that.

It works best on sporty women and tomboys, though. Affluent girls will just expect you to be good at everything.

 

[Onder]

One has to get used to your accent. It took me about 15 minutes but I don't think the girls we were with understood most of what you were saying tbh.

EDIT: @JAGE.

 

[Onder]

I actually figured out that the best way to play the "I'm in a band" card is to wait after you've already flirted with the girl a couple times and know she's into you, then mention it subtly, and that pussy is on lockdown after that.

You're an idiot.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Onder your "leaving the forum" didn't really turn out any more permanent than mine did

 

[Eligos]

You're an idiot.

And you are a troll. We could live out many a quixotic tale, you and I.

 

[damnromulans]

Can't hardly sit today. heheheheheheheheheheheheh nice to have PP back

 

[Dak]

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I wonder if kramp is a princess in bed or a 10 dolla hoe.

 

[Zephyrus]

my accent is somewhere in between the posh sounding British accent you have in your heads and a male version of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znF_YiPivwA

She sounds like Rose Tyler.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Mmmmm Rose Tyler.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

my accent is somewhere in between the posh sounding British accent you have in your heads and a male version of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znF_YiPivwA

So you're from oop North? I like Northern accents.

 

[damnromulans]

I wonder if kramp is a princess in bed or a 10 dolla hoe.

How would you define those two things?

Either way the answer is

 

[Dak]

Lays there like a dead bloated fish with an open mouth?

 

[damnromulans]

I was going for "dead fish"

 

[Dak]

I embellished.

 

[unknown]

she doesn't

 

[monoxide_child]

I was going for "dead fish"

why don't you do girl-on-top??

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

How would you define those two things?

C'mon seriously. How filthy? from 1-30

 

[damnromulans]

is 30 "drinks my own urine while participating in gunplay with 6 transsexual partners simultaneously" and 1 being "lie back and think of England?"

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Yes.