Males and Females

[monoxide_child]

i was actually going to help people with their relationship problems, but since no one pays any fucking attention to my advice on this paticular thread, i'm instead going to announce to you guys that the girl i was dating (the blue-haired boy's ex and the woman that someone described as looking like a thinner person with an inner-tube underneath her shirt) has just now broken-up with me, on facebook,

also
i never actually broke up with the crazy-girl that broke-down and cried in the middle of the road about a year ago, so i ended up making out with her a couple of hours ago

 

[Eligos]

Is she also homeless? Do you guys have your own dating website?

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Monoxide should star in a sitcom or something, his "life" if real is just fucking hilarious.

 

[Eligos]

It could be the next bumfight.com

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Or instead of Americas funniest home videos, we could have Americas and a couple of other places funniest homeless videos.

 

[The Ozzman]

Got another girl's number tonight. She damn near exactly like Tara from Sons of Anarchy. yeaaaahhh buddy

I'd post an actual picture of her but the past three or four times I've done that shit has gone south, so yeah.

Man, Maggie Siff is hot as fuck. I am pretty jealous right now.

 

[whiskey funeral]

She has a man shaped face.

 

[The Ozzman]

She has a man shaped face.

A sexy man shaped face

 

[Dak]

She has a man shaped face.

Glad someone agrees with me.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

She will make handsome sons someday.

 

[arg]

nsfw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xv...d-on-bed-nuts_sexy?search_algo=2#.UWGlPqKkq-w

 

[whiskey funeral]

Who is this? I like her bra/panties set. And her hair. She also has a pretty face.

 

[damnromulans]

Yes.

1.9

 

[monoxide_child]

She has a man shaped face.

Glad someone agrees with me.

at least i didn't have to be the one to say it this time

She will make handsome sons someday.

yeah
she'll have male model sons

 

[CF87]

Arg, I bet her ass tastes and smells like Candy!

 

[arg]

i know, right? good god in that video when she's bent over i wish i was there behind her tonguefucking her bunghole!

 

[Raven Fireeye]

Go ahead, have some whine with your cheese.

Taking bets on whether Derek will lose his v-card in Spain.

Congrats WAIF on becoming a man.

Hang in there LDR guys.

Tell your crush you want to stick it in her navel.

etc

I love women. Except cunts.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

That's much better.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Ok I take back everything I said about browsing for women on the internet.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Okay, she looks better in those pictures. Much better.