Males and Females

[Master_Yoda77]

She looks like Audrey Bitoni

 

[monoxide_child]

does anybody remember me dating a girl that broke down and cried in the middle of the road??

she's here, and unless she randomly breaks down and starts crying again, i'm going to be making out with her in about 45 min

her body still seems so freaking wierd to me,
she's got really huge boobs but she's almost got buns-of-steel,
she just looks way too freaking top-heavy,
like one of those pornstars from back when everybody in porn had the huge-as-hell-fake boobs
exept her boobs are completely natural
when her boobs jiggle enough that you can see they're natural
then the smallness of her ass looks unnatural
it looks like somebody just liposuctioned a huge ass and pushed all that fat into her tits

made out with this girl^^ yesterday

 

[monoxide_child]

i've just spend all morning making out with a crazy girl
wondering how to determine whether or not to sleep with her

i've decided to sleep with her and we scheduled it for thursday

actually scheduled sleeping with her for thursday, (today) but this morning she had an episode of breaking down and crying in the middle of the street (luckily it was a spot where there's little traffic and also a spot where cars could have easily swerved around her) and our sex was rescheduled for tommorrow,
she's been with me all day, and we ate at an italian resturaunt, i paid this time cuz she paid for our first meal togather at a different italian resturaunt, (dallas has 5 italian resturaunts that are all within easy walking distance of each other)
she's got a job, she works saturday-thru-wednesday with thursday and friday being her days off, so any sex we have is prolly going to be thursday/friday and right now it looks like i'll be having sex every week for the next couple of months
we've already done the whole "heavy petting/dry-humping" thing she's just really paranoid about getting arrested for "public lewdness"

i had sex with her all day friday, hung out with her saturday morning, before she went to work, and talked to her on the phone after her work and i'll probably talk to her on the phone later today and see her tomorrow

and the woman i'm talking about is 38

this^^ is the woman i was making out with yesterday

 

[The Ozzman]

I no longer believe you. Start posting pics.

 

[monoxide_child]

I no longer believe you. Start posting pics.

it's this girl

https://www.facebook.com/#!/amanda.stanger.33?fref=ts

 

[Eligos]

She looks like Audrey Bitoni

I know, right? One of my favorite pornstars.

 

[monoxide_child]

I know, right? One of my favorite pornstars.

not one of the ones that i'm used to looking at

actually had to google to remember what she looked like

 

[Zephyrus]

She's somewhat of an enigma and has a legitimate fear of the social conventions involved in relationships. I tried to kiss her on our second date and she turned her cheek on me. She still wants to see me again and "get to knoew me better" though, and I'm not quite sure what to make of the whole thing.

She fears social conventions yet seems to be following them to the letter. She's trying to cast a spell on you by leading you on very gradually. If you develop a relationship with her I imagine she'll show her true colors as a controlling bitch.

 

[Eligos]

I thought that was strange as well. The last gal who gave me that new-agey speech ended things with a one night stand. I'll take your words to heed, Jeremy.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I know, right? One of my favorite pornstars.

 

[SentinelSlain]

 

[Dak]

She fears social conventions yet seems to be following them to the letter. She's trying to cast a spell on you by leading you on very gradually. If you develop a relationship with her I imagine she'll show her true colors as a controlling bitch.

I concur.

 

[Zephyrus]

Dak, your avatar reminds me of Cato the Elder.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Watch more Breaking Bad and you'll like it even more.

 

[Zephyrus]

Halfway through Season 2, and really hooked, even though all the characters are fucking awful human beings.

 

[Vimana]

She's somewhat of an enigma and has a legitimate fear of the social conventions involved in relationships. I tried to kiss her on our second date and she turned her cheek on me. She still wants to see me again and "get to know me better" though, and I'm not quite sure what to make of the whole thing.

I was sorta with a girl that sounds like this. Sorta because she also had fear/distaste for social conventions with relationships. She was so obsessed with being a different, free spirit, that it got annoying and childish. She took pride in disliking conventional things like monogamy, holding hands, and being in relationships in general.

If she's anything like that, don't waste your time. The key red flag to look for is if she says/does anything that sends the message that you are/could be the exception to her rule, then not long after acts like she never did that.

She fears social conventions yet seems to be following them to the letter. She's trying to cast a spell on you by leading you on very gradually. If you develop a relationship with her I imagine she'll show her true colors as a controlling bitch.

I think the more likely alternative is "insecure person who wants to be wanted and makes it hard to get close to them to see how hard people will try to 'get' them."

As someone who did shit like this, and as the above part of my post says, was "involved" with someone like this, dropping negative things like a "fear of social conventions involving relationships" early on when getting to know someone is an indicator of this kind of person. I've found people with a healthy mind about relationships don't tend to present such huge red flags early on.

Edit: On second though, I don't think our conclusions are mutually exclusive.

 

[monoxide_child]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9BNoNFKCBI

i've heard this song porodied more times than i've actually heard the song itself

wtf did you post this for??

 

[Eligos]

I'm hanging out with Audrey Bitoni again tonight, we're both pretty broke at the mo so it's just gonna be a quiet night in. I'm not expectng anything because she's still figuring her shit out.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I read that and thought you were hanging with the real Audrey Bitoni and I was going to be all "Jesus fuck dude, pics or it didn't happen" then I remember your lady friend...

Funny thing is I know a girl that went to a country singer concert and was in line behind Audrey Bitoni. She was invited to party with her but I think she declined. I was super jealous.

 

[Eligos]

The things I would do to that woman.

On another note, this emancipated 17-year-old's been barking up my tree lately. She's a ballerina, so she's flexible as fuck, and she's definitely attractive, but despite the fact that she's totally legal, I know that if word got out about anything happening between us, I'd be labeled as a creeper for a while.

Nonetheless, I'm still thinking of hitting it.