Males and Females

Any woman who hates beards is not a real woman

My previous girlfriend preferred me clean-shaven, and she was as real as a woman gets. She just didn't like the abrasiveness of my face against her skin. I don't consider it a deal-breaker. The length of my hair, on the other hand, is a bit more significant, given how much longer it takes to get it to that length.
 
If that bitch wants you to shave your beard, I recommend examining if it's worth being with her.

Seriously. Then again, she's a kid so it might be yucky to her. I could see if you looked like you've been Castaway. The one time a female ever asked me to shave I made sure to leave a pornstache for her to hate.
 
Its just a beard guys, its not a big deal. :lol: I mean, I loved my beard but damn.

The problem is, Canadian bacon, that she wanted you to change yourself to be happy with you. That ain't right and no fucking woman would do that for your mutant face.
 
Have you looked in a mirror lately?

hahahaha zing!

So, I totally had a date tonight. Long story short, we ended up making out in her car and now we plan on getting together this week to have sex.

Pretty much said I was awesome at making out (which is something I already knew, but it's nice to have reinforcement)

 
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I also had a date this weekend. She locked her keys in her car and then couldn't pay for the after-hours locksmith so I had to pay for it. Spent 160+ bucks and she didn't even put out.

She also has been very ambiguous to when she is going to pay me back.
 
Mathiäs;10723046 said:
I also had a date this weekend. She locked her keys in her car and then couldn't pay for the after-hours locksmith so I had to pay for it. Spent 160+ bucks and she didn't even put out.

She also has been very ambiguous to when she is going to pay me back.

This is why Rape should be legalized!
 
Mathiäs;10723046 said:
I also had a date this weekend. She locked her keys in her car and then couldn't pay for the after-hours locksmith so I had to pay for it. Spent 160+ bucks and she didn't even put out.

She also has been very ambiguous to when she is going to pay me back.

That really sounds like the start of a porno.
 
The problem is, Canadian bacon, that she wanted you to change yourself to be happy with you. That ain't right and no fucking woman would do that for your mutant face.

Meh. I don't mind. Main reason she hates the beard is cause it itches/prickles her when we're cuddling, so it really doesn't bug me. November I'm growing it out though.