Males and Females

[The Ozzman]

D&D is awesome and you're a faggot.

 

[Dak]

Someone's about to make a lot of money off of an Ozzman kidney.

 

[The Ozzman]

Someone's about to make a lot of money off of an Ozzman kidney.

We're meeting in a public place first. Hold your horses.

I think you're just looking forward to being commissioner next year.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yeah Riker, go for that snatch! YOLO bitch.

 

[Krow]

Just remember, if she has a dick, a reach around is the courteous thing to do.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

and don't forget to tickle the scrotum.

 

[King Richard]

This is what happens when a woman is discovered on the board:

 

[Nephilim96]

I bet Lemmy gets a ton of ass

But Yoda doesn't.

And before Yoda thinks I'm ragging on him, I get negative amount of ass, it that's possible.

 

[The Ozzman]

Someone's about to make a lot of money off of an Ozzman kidney.

Double quoting of a post itt, but yeah this is the only thing keeping me from committing 100% I'm taking today to think about the entire situation. At this point, I'm leaning towards not going but I may Skype with her tonight and see if my mood changes.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

If you go just make sure and text a friend and let them know the address of the house you're entering. I know it sounds paranoid, but once you're naked in a stranger's house your basically set up for every scam on the planet. Odds are you'll just get laid and all is good, but play it smart just in case.

 

[Dak]

We're meeting in a public place first. Hold your horses.

I think you're just looking forward to being commissioner next year.

One does not need two kidneys to commission Fantasy Football.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Yeah, seriously dude, don't go! It's too high a risk and I'm concerned.... for our league :Spin:

 

[damnromulans]

Confession, I'm actually a man and everyone who met me at MDF met my daughter. I can confirm though that Mort is a male.

GMD dating site where people can only date other GMD posters would be great. I'd wager that eventually, Jimmy would give in and fuck Mort.

 

[Zephyrus]

GMD sort of becomes a dating site during MDF, now that more females have been rooming with us, and with the same result. Nothing ever happens except awkwardness.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

GMD dating site where people can only date other GMD posters would be great. I'd wager that eventually, Jimmy would give in and fuck Mort.

I agree, I think I'd bang Mort regardless.

I made out with a transsexual once (No joke), no big deal.

 

[KafkaX]

So the chick I met a few weeks ago, been hanging out a lot and it turns out she just got out of a relationship about the same time I did.

I need to confirm with her, but the impression I am getting is that she isnt looking to get back into dating someone, and neither am I. Nothing committed, just fun. Sounds perfect.

 

[SentinelSlain]

There is a definite trend of hip girls liking bearded men these days.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

There is also a trend of women having beards.

 

[KafkaX]

Oh god, please dont pull a M_C and leave that shit as your sig...

 

[Der Morgenstern]

I jerk off to all my posts. This will enhance my stimulation.