Males and Females

[damnromulans]

PP gave me an iPod touch for my birthday and Christmas and I'm already obsessed with it. Also got me an orange cat calendar, 6 months worth of Spotify Premium to put on said iPod touch, nice snowpants for winter sports/hiking, and SHPONGLE TICKETS for NYC!!!

Yoda - Squirrel away some $ for Plan B or abortion or whatever quick!

That being said you didn't let loose your torrent of little Yodas so you're proooobably fine. Congrats on losing the big V.

Overwatch - if the same standard applied to women the world would be a different place entirely

 

[Zephyrus]

Proud of you, Michael!

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Dec 22nd 2013 people. The day hell froze over.

 

[Lateralus14]

I lost mine March 21st now I think about it. New beginnings, bitches.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I forgot to mention that she was on her period at the time. I know its rare for contraception to take plaplace, but im still mildly nervous.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

Odds of pregnancy just dropped. Odds of AIDS just skyrocketed.

 

[Krow]

I'm hoping there was blood everywhere and your dick looked like a bloodstained murder weapon.

Time to buy new sheets you fucking penile receptacle.

 

[Onder]

Congratulations Schmidty, if that was your goal. Any further description of said sexual encounter?

 

[wandering_taco]

Way to go Schmidt! I always knew you could do it boy!

 

[Dak]

Overwatch - if the same standard applied to women the world would be a different place entirely

Less chances for slut shaming amirite??

 

[unknown]

it's (almost) a festivus miracle!

 

[Krow]

Yoda wants a gothopotamus for dicksmas. Only a gothopotamus will do.

 

[-CC-]

Yeah, we never found out the mass of this goth. On the scale from beached whale to the Bagger 288, how big was she?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Shes not that big really. She wasn't skinny or anything, but certainly not MC level of BBWness.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Hey man congrats, I was 22 when I gave my virginity as a present. Got a lot of shit over the years for it but the wait was soooo worth a night in an expensive hotel room and science museums all the next day.

But I was trashed off Glenfidditch and cried like a fuckin baby. I needed something in common with other women I guess haha

 

[The Ozzman]

I have a date with this lovely lass this evening. It was going to be Friday, but she wanted to move it up to tonight. She just messaged me at 10 PM last night

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Looks really wholesome buddy. Yet somehow mischevious.

Punish her, its what she wants.

 

[The Ozzman]

How can you tell?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I'm the bitch whisperer.

Also cute smile, tan, choice of dress color... she's a goodish girl but daddy didn't help make her that way. Be her daddy. Tell her when she's bad.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Bought the morning after pill even though the chances of her actually getting pregnant are slim to none, but I had to just to be safe. Fucking shit is expensive.